Spudders

I'm confused, when did poles become non foreigners?

steady

This is a screen shot I took after zooing right out, but obviously you can't see much detail like this. You can zoom in and see more detail etc

slurping

Too slow ---------------------- vorderman

Mr Udagawa

I've got the first three of his live tours on DVD, the only time I saw him live was the fame tour. Decided not to go see him on this tour as (like others have said on here) I think it's better on DVD. I think he's one of those people where it helps to see his facial expression and that's something I couldn't see so well from the back of a big hall.

Rule 1

Boobies

"are you new on here" post count = 1. Genius. great come back Jeff.

I am in awe of of crabby's PS skills (this looks like it'll be a classic), image reszing....not so. Even I can do that right!

yeah I can also understand where Jb's coming from and to be honest after a few beers anyone who's not a fatty or a ginger is a target for me (that is until of course I've had too many beers, at which point both those minority groups come back into play). But generally I've never been a blond fan, or a fan of big knockered, bimbo type girls.

Sure it will be worth the wait

Crab lungs

Thanks everyone this is all really useful. Baj, I assume you will offer saintsweb user discount Photoshop is another thing I've wanted to get into, inspired by some of the classics you've produced over the years crabby.

Cheers Dav, do you know anything about dreamweaver? Is frontpage the basic level, then people move on to dreamweaver, or are they totally different? Like you I just want to be able to put together a site, not looking at this as a career, just want to play around and see what I can put together. ta.

I'd ideally like to learn web design, but would like to do it in my own time rather than having to go to collage. Has anyone ever done any teach yourself courses? What's the best ones to do? Are there any free ones rather than having to pay a fortune? ta

lonely

no mates

Goat (easily distracted)

life sentence (right I need to go get on with some work!)

married

déjà vu

headache

beheading