Spudders

Yeah I won't be buying the England one fo' sure.

Ha ha, Arizona has crabs, you heard it here first

England - Agreed, it's not great. Japan - Do you like this because it's blue and you are a secret skate fan Pilchards

doh! I was hoping you'd save me the hassel of searching for these pics! I will see what I can do in a bit

This thready would be better with pictures I think

I was stung by a lairy wasp when I was younger. It didn’t seem to like the burning newspaper that we’d stuck in the entrance of its nest. I had the last laugh on him though as I stunned him with a karate chop and stepped on him.

When I went for a run on Tuesday, I saw a massive bumble bee in the garden as I went out the back gate to run on the heath land. Whilst on the heath (about 3 miles into a run of 5 miles) a massive bumble bee flew into me (thankfully it didn’t sting me). Was it the same bee? On Thursday I saw a robin in the garden as I went out for my run. At about the same point into my run (3 miles) I saw a robin on the side of the path. As I passed it, it just watched me, it didn’t fly off. Weird I thought, I wondered if that too was the same robin? Friday when I went out, there was a magpie on the shed roof. When it saw me come out into the garden it flew off. As the same point in my run as I’d seen the bumble bee and the robin, a raven landed on the path in front of me. But was it a raven? Maybe the magpie has disguised itself and blacked out its white bit? Is this all purely coincidental, or do you think there maybe something more sinister going on in the animal kingdom? Keep an eye out folks, I think they are watching us!

(what happened to your nice St Landrew ) River

classic

fluffy dice

Filthy rim

Play date?

Quite right St Landrew, talk of cows in the Lounge is out of order and in my opinion has tarnished an otherwise interesting conversation about the best way society should deal with the increasing problem of gingers.

rusty tin

18/30

bin laden

T

Not at all, as I was scrolling down, as soon as I saw Thesaurus I thought of tyrannosaurus. So I will still go with that...... tyrannosaurus

Dictionary

It's weird how generally when someone passes out, the worst the majority of people would think to do, is to draw on them with marker pen. Sticking an eel up their arse is certainly a step up the prank ladder fo' sure.

careless

udders

socrates

Good shout Glasgow, no one else has come upwith that.............oh

yep, likewise the radio station 1xtra "the best in new black music".