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So long as you're all still checking in here, that's the main thing. I thought I'd missed the evacuation memo.

Can you do one of them with Bearsy's Avi rolling past?

hummmmmmmm still working, very odd.

Test to see if Muppet show is still working as I've just noticed Tokyo, Bear & BBB all over the main forum this morning. Is there anyone here still? Has everyone moved out? :(

You are probably right Tim. But I am unemployed homeless bod at the moment, so who's laughing now huh

I'm not gonna lie and make out the thought of raising other peoples kids is something I'm totally OK with, but if I wanna be with my almost 40 year old divorced sex addict girlfriend, her kids come as part of the deal yo!!!!

+1 reps as this amused me

I knew it. I thought when you kept sending me PM's of your genitals that this was more than just friends. Tokyo is a good forum friend but he never crossed the line by sending picturs of his genitals. Other mens, yes. Yours, yes. But never his own. From the inside it also seems mental thing to do, but sometimes in life you've gotta take a risk and do something crazy style. Not been to bad as I've got money saved up so I'm not mooching off anyone, I'm paying my way and I know I'll get new well paid job in Financial services as once I get interviews and they ask me "have you got hobbies & interests?" I tell them about muppet show on Saintsweb internets forum, talk about you guys & I give all interviewers some reputations points, it works everytime. Also when they say "do you have any weaknesses" I say "Yeah I am very very honest person" so they say "honesty is a good thing not a bad thing" & I say "I don't give a f^cking shyte what you think d!ckhead" - after that job is in the bag. Yeah but Germany children don't get as much on peadobay as elderly sex predators still hold grudge after wars.

:mcinnes:

oh, she'll only pay us once? What if I go back with a fake moustache, then again with glasses, etc?

Yes, I only lasted out there a week, so I am no longer employed in well paid Financial Service job, instead I am unemployed and technically homeless, but staying with family at the moment. I considered the options and it seemed the best approach to take when embarking on a relationship with a female mother of two. I mean what woman doesn't want to be with someone unemployed and homeless?

Ah right, she's paying us, that's a pretty good job. I'd happily get BJ's for a rate of £35, can you confirm is that's hourly or per spunk?

Almost missed this as been busy looking for jobs. Don't worry Bear, PP reps point added to list, you're not far off you're next voucher book, please remember not to keep PM'ing me asking how much the actual vouchers are worth, they are only worth 0.0001 pence each, you're much better waiting until you have saved enough of them to redeem against cheap products listed in price pikey catalogue.

If a game has to be moved away from 3pm I'd much rather it was to 5:30 than lunchtime kick offs

I have researched this on googles and because people refer to blow jobs, some girls do some blowing instead of sucking. This is not good if you want to be sucked off, but if you have just had a shower and have pubes likes an afro, then blow job will quickly dry your pubic region

Good stuff

Hi Super Mikey, does she have children? If so, I'm well clued up on bringing up other peoples children now, so if you want any advice let me know!

done

Careful with this advice though, this person did relaxing wheel spins, but forgot they had condoms in their back seat. The horse was so aroused by the rubber from the tyres, it then picked up on the smell of the condoms and tried to get into the car to get them (probably to have safe sex with car driver, as horses are very responsible lovers)

FYI the best way to calm horses down is with wheel spins Bearsy, the screeching noise the tyres make on the road is relaxing to horses, plus they also like the smell of burning rubber, so do it as close to them as you can, so they can get a whiff. Try it next time.

Cortese cries tears of pure hydrochloric acid

What's the faint stain at the top of the page Bear?

Bearsy was in Wrexham on a shopping trip that day as well, which a bit too much of a coincidence

You've gone to a lot of effort on that blog Bear, +10 reputations points

We should probably get back on topic so we don't upset his bletchness