Made in Southampton

Oh man that is classic. Yeah I get the respect bit but that **** is funny yo!

Why is I the onlys one to have change my Avi or whatever?

Done. Cheers spudders.

Tokes this needs to go to the top! Yes, this I know this will mean starting a Fred on the main board but it'll be ok you can do it. Just don't get sucked into mind dumbing talk of 52k seater stadiums or 10th place. And ffs don't talk about fancy dress! Go! Do it now!

Those crafty farkin mods. They are one step ahead of us!! Evil geniuses they is! I was about to ask where it was so I could change mine.

Fo shizzle Yo! *that means yes.

I is in Yo!

Not sure if this has been posted yet. It's from the Saints web site. Having arrived at St Mary's on 20th January, the Argentine has helped Saints secure their top-flight status with one game to spare. It is still possible that Pochettino's side can finish as high as 10th in the Barclays Premier League with a positive result against Stoke City on Sunday. And, in his press conference ahead of that game, the manager was asked to analyse his start to life in England as he approaches the close season. "I don't really want to get ahead of myself and make a quick judgement right now," said Pochettino. "We still have one game left, and that will be very important for me, the players and Nicola [Cortese, Executive Chairman]." "However, on Sunday it will be four months that we've been here, and many things have happened during that time. "We'll need to be a little bit detached to analyse those experiences. We've all improved a lot, we've learned a lot and we've had new experiences in these four months. "I'm going to be working in Barcelona [over the summer] because my kids don't finish school until 20th June and I'll be travelling back and forth between Southampton, but I will also take a few days off because these four months have been the most intense I've had in football." Despite being focused on securing a positive result on Sunday, Pochettino did also confirm that planning is already well underway for next season. And the manager revealed he would like to have his squad for his first full campaign at Saints in place by the start of July. "We are going to start looking at our goals for next season by having a meeting about them today," confirmed Mauricio. "Hopefully we'll have everything set up for next season ahead of 1st July. "We want to know exactly which signings are going to be available to us. It may be difficult to do that by 1st July, but we're going to try our hardest. "It doesn't really depend on us – there are always different parties involved, namely the player, the club that the player belongs to and us. "We will try to speed us the decisions that need to be made because, if we can't get things sorted by 1st July, players are going to have trouble adapting. "You see certain problems arise when signings take a long time to be decided, so on 1st July we'd like to have a full squad ready to go for pre-season." Media speculation this week has suggested that chairman Cortese is considering his position at the club, and Pochettino was questioned about the reports. The manager was vocal in his support for Cortese, admitting that he would be forced to consider his own position at St Mary's if the chairman were to depart. "I don't really like to speak about myself," said Pochettino. "Our merits are down to the players and Nicola Cortese, who is the person who created all of this and made it possible. "I would not continue if Nicola wasn't here. He has basically created this reality for Southampton over the past four years, and the people who are behind the scenes in this club were a little bit worried about what has been said. "In a personal sense, I would not understand a Southampton without Nicola being here. "When I first arrived here, nobody knew who Mauricio Pochettino was. Nicola put his faith in me, having known me from way back. When I got to know his project, we were on the same wavelength in terms of what we wanted for Southampton and the future of this club. "My future has to be with Nicola. He's the person that has put his faith in me as manager of Southampton Football Club. "I'm a very honest person, and I'm very grateful to him. I wouldn't understand how I could carry on if Nicola was not here. "He's the person that called me and told me about the project. I have great support for Southampton as a club and for the supporters as well, but you have to understand that Nicola is the one who has placed his faith in me. "I am a very transparent and honest person, and I'm completely on Nicola's wavelength in terms of his ideas about the future of the club. It really wouldn't make sense if I were at this club and he wasn't. "We coincide in that we want to do the best for this club. We have a clear path in how we want to proceed for the future and how to place Southampton as high as possible. That's how we want to proceed. "There is something that unites the two of us in that we have a passion for this club and the project. We are fully committed and united in that. "We're going to have a few meetings this afternoon and throughout next week as well. We're all working as if everything will continue as normal, and for the future of this club. "We want to have everything set up and tied down for 1st July, so we're working as if everything is as it is. I have total confidence and faith that Nicola will be here next season, and that I will be here as well." Read more at http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/gaffer-looks-to-the-summer-824911.aspx#53ZZ4BlyeiV2cizc.99

Not really when he said it in the same press conference.

Yeh you can email them right here - Liebherr@hotmail.com Pfft.

I've just been going through the tweets from the official saints twitter feed its all a bit confusing really. There are statements made from MP in the stoke press conference that they want new signings in by 1st July but then he finished by saying that he'll leave if NC quits. Two very different extremes.

MP will leave the club if NC leaves. Just keeps getting better. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11700/8715504/Southampton-boss-Mauricio-Pochettino-will-leave-if-Nicola-Cortese-quits

For lols I'd pull out and spunk in one of her cakes. See if that improves her sales.

But we could end up losing 13-0........

I look forward to glimpsing that on TV when the cameraman zooms in on you cos you are so zaney.

I think somewhere Turkish's head has just exploded.

Well if it does then they can shove their £5 up their arse. The only reason I paid up was to post more often on here (which I probably don't do enough) And for what it's worth Bear (in a non miltonroader creepy obsessive sort of way) the mega spastic post the other night had me proper in stitches. ****in legend.

Which SWF poster has psychotic tendencies and also an unhealthy obsession with a TMS regular?

Brilliantly hijacked fellas. Like your style.

Tfft.

Might want to change your league table.

Anything is possible but not probable. Norwich 2-0 WBA? Not likely when norwich have been awful for so time now. QPR 0-2 Newcastle? Not likely when its QPRs last home game and Newcastle are ****e in London. I could produce one of those tables showing us finishing in tenth at the end of the season. Possible? Yes likely? No.

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