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I see it as a dog running on a treadmill. All that effort, just to stay where they are. And someone has a finger hovering over the ''increase speed'' button...

2011. The year our fishy friends implode. Thanks for the laughs so far, but I think the best is yet to come.

By who?

Ricke or Adam for me. Shame about the start for this season for RL but Adam has come of age in 2010.

Or, he lets the game go ahead, Ref's assistant goes over on his ankle and the game gets stopped for 10 mins while he gets treatment before going to hospital with a broken bone. Then, the sub Ref's assistant does exactly the same 20 mins later, same result, and the game gets abandoned because of lack of qualified officials. Then, idiot fans swamp forums calling the Ref a moron for going ahead. You can't win. True, but with modern bladed boots having the ability to snap tendons and ligaments in dry, fine weather, its very risky to put people's careers on the line for one questionable match.

He reads all his jokes from Sickipedia, then claims them for himself. Allegedly.

Someone please take a camera. Ta.

Re: not playing players because of automatically renewing contracts, Could the FL go after them for not fielding their strongest XI?

Our stripey friends in the North. And proof that the rest of football can see the same as we did all those months ago...

pompeypaul has gotta be a WUM....no Skate can be that thick....

Instead of kicking out the club from the carpark, can Sascha issue a winding up petition as he's a creditor who doesn't look likely to get his full money owed? He's a secured creditor isn't he.

Which basically means, they are holding the cash and creaming the interest off the top, and haven't paid it forwards.......yet.

Hargreaves gets crocked in the PL. He'd be murdered in this league.

The lowest RK would go is Everton/Birmingham/Villa etc, not League 1.

I miss Matty Oakley, the stripes, and Chris Marsden Football Genius.

Its a house of cards. Gently nudge one, and watch the whole stack tumble.

They've got to put a flashing red light on the coffin, and drive through the streets, through a ladies changing room, onto a rollercoaster, through a baseball field before crashing into the open grave. Its what he would have wanted. RIP Leslie Nielsen, dead at 83 and 1/3. Seriously though, such a good actor and deadpan comedy like his isn't the same today with the likes of Will Ferrell.

Prem opposition, doable IMO!

Saints vs Blackpool

Pompy vs FC United or Brighton. Come on you fake devils!

Gamestation are selling Preowned PS3 80gb's with Infamous for £99.99, or GTA 4 for £129.99. http://www.gamestation.co.uk/Consoles/PlayStation-3/_/N-1z13fwiZ1z13fwkZ689/

The way he left West Ham before, I don't see AP going back.

All of these came with K-Series engines, so all the head gasket stories from Rovers apply to this MGF/TF too.

I swapped mine over in my Corsa with very little hassle. If its a car from the 90s or newer: 1. Go to Halfords and get the headunit removal keys to suit your current HU. Or, make some suitable (mine were two U-shaped prongs from a metal coathanger). 2. Insert the keys into the HU on either side of the fascia, then pull together (to release the HU from the cage), and then the HU should slide out. 3. Unplug the ISO connector (the huge multi-plug), and the aerial. 4. If the new HU comes with a cage, take the old one out of the dashboard by bending the tabs. 5. Fit the new cage, and bend the tabs to make sure it fits without wobbling. 6. Reconnect the ISO connector and aerial. 7. Turn on the HU and make sure it works. The ignition might need to be on, depending on the car. 8. If all is fine and dandy, then slide the HU into the cage, making sure no wires are trapped. If the HU doesn't store settings (like radio stations, EQ presets etc), then the 12v feed isn't permanent to the HU. Easy to sort, swap two wires over in the ISO block.

Ahh yes, I've seen a comparison vid of the N64 version (had it) and the Wii version, the update is very well done.