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That raised my eyebrows too.

''55 - Cameron Jerome is preparing to come on for Southampton.'' http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/premier-league/2013-2014/southampton-crystal-palace-618460.html Great Yahoo News coverage there.

Alps in ''melodramatic-overreaction-to-nothing'' shocker. Now say it'll never be 4-0.

Own up, who posted this comment? ''Guy Witless age Ten and Three Quarters 8:48 AM on 24/09/2013 I have been asked by that bloke who I think is my new boss to make myself more useful around the place. So I will share my tactical thoughts and expert insight on almost being the manager of a Division 4ish football club. First you paying customers (or patsys as we football people like to fondley call you) should understand that it's not about winning games. Oh no, at our clubs most successful period in the Prem the real success was the vast amounts of money diverted to deserving causes. Like that nice Mr Lampitt, or Harry's dog. We aim to replicate that success and have started well on a reduced budget by involving that nice land developer and Tescos (who have already demonstated some fine tax avoidance tricks). With the Engagement Manager doing some, er, top engagement work we are on our way to demonstating how well we will use your money. Well, I must be off as the Chairman (or the Phantom Tippler as he's known around here) is muttering about a game of football or something stupid. Play Up Patsys.''

Game of the year for me. Everything GTA 4 promised but failed to deliver, this makes up for. Only scratched the surface but as you'll find, its just got so much depth. And looks gorgeous too. Died twice so far, in very stupid circumstances. First was in a strip club, I was ''exploring'' and went to go in the VIP rooms. Two bouncers jumped me and killed me quickly. Second time was rolling past a couple of guys pointing guns at a shopkeeper, before I could work out what button opened the Weapons wheel, I got shot. Ooops.

Anders Svensson vs Spuds in the FA Cup, running from the halfway line.

Excellent article.

95% it'll sell out. Our small/medium sized Asda has 50 copies being delivered on Monday and they are all pre-sold.

Cheapest place to pre-order? Tesco is £39.99, anywhere better than that?

What is it doing/not doing?

Is the PDT plan based on gates of 12k every match? Assuming they sell 7k of season tickets, can anyone reasonably expect another 5k of walkups on matchday?

A 2/3rds empty stadium does have good acoustics.

Musicians/singers seem to be largely absent too (assuming any have done such crimes). Seems like they'd be the natural environment for those types.

Marmite.

When was the last time they sold out? As in, sold tickets, not given them away (or cheated a competition that meant the prize money subsidised the cost of tickets)? That'll be before that genius lifetime season ticket offer they rolled out....

Florin Raducioiu up front.

If the sale goes through (IF), I'm saying Admin number 4 by Christmas. Its like a helpless puppy after being run over. Just put it out of its misery.

Ball bearing bombs sound to be like someone on the inside, an American with an agenda? Protesting something?

Multiple bombs, at least two exploded and ''several more found unexploded''.

His name has never been so apt.

Right, time for the PDT to show the colour of the money and convert those £100 pledges into £1000 shares. Because nobody did it for a wind-up, did they?

62 caps, 7 goals. For comparison, Teddy Sheringham got 51 caps and 11 goals.

Pow! The media will be full of how poor Chelski were, but we were mighty!

Whats holding up the PDT takeover? That Fartton Valuation?

Who is The 40 Year Old Virgin?