Yup, seen all of that when my lad was playing age group. I love the description of the kid running towards the corner flag 🤣
I coached for just one year and gave up because parents would complain if their kid got 2 less minutes on the pitch than everyone else. Wasn't worth the hassle. My son was ok but not stand out at football - ended up a very good cricket player because physical size has little to do with ability in that particular sport.