Football Special

Kenilworthy stole all their bananas which is why they hate us

Food stealing is definitely true, this lady confirms it

It's Martin Semmens new club isn't it, he's been proved right about women's football being bigger than men's hasn't he

I'm quite surprised our game is hidden away on skysports+ , even down the pecking order behind London City Lionesses on actual channel Sky Sports Football

I don't think there's anything stopping us taking our own cans of beer to drink whilst stood around waiting for the buses. Best plan is probably to go out on it Saturday and just carry on , Oceanas until 5am

Sounds like you could do with an afternoon out walking around Portsmouth in a Saints shirt mate

Remember everyone, they take football much more seriously than we do

Anyone else planning on camping at St Mary's overnight Saturday?

Is this us back in the play off race?

He's had some bad luck with injuries, at least if it's only 6 weeks they won't send him back and terminate the loan

The torches I saw started in the Chapel/ Itchen family corner , but that's the direction I was facing so could have been others first, assumed it was the u12s up there doing u12 things

Fellows could be such a dangerous player if he can learn to shoot with his head over the ball, always seems to end up off balance leaning back and ball inevitably heads skywards

One more point on support, loads of season ticket holders decided to stay at home, understandable with our form on a cold damp January night , but felt to me that those who did make the effort to turn up made the most of it getting behind the team. Maybe it was a response to a better formation , more attacking play and desire from our team but also helped not having some of the usual moaners around us I think

How did Scienza not score with that 2nd half header , we had so many chances should really have been more comfortable

They don't matter when you're a football club without eyes and ears