Football Special

When Azaz hits form he is unplayable, looks like he's at walking pace but they can't get near him

Was Captain Jack responsible for injuring the Millwall players near the end who had to be stretchered off? Good contribution in a short time

He sure is. Fill up your glass man FFS

Are these still available?

Papers over the cracks

At least wait until after we've played them, we can all see it surely, clean sheet , man of the match etc

For comedy can you remind us who else we signed in that one?

Yeah really not sold well at all to non-season ticket holders, 3rd home game in a week , we always have to be at home August Bank Holiday as skates request an away game due to Victorious festival. Cant see many on the day sales, just seen the weather forecast, full waterproof clothing required for anyone in the front few rows , pissing it down, not home win weather I'm afraid

He'll score against West Ham then run over to Baldie Nuno and pat him on the head

Apparently part of the deal was us agreeing to throw the game on Tuesday night, having completed our side of the agreement West Ham released JWP for 800k

Confirmed he can play apparently so is available

JWP will need to be registered by lunchtime today to be able to play?

We should start doing the Viking row like the Norway fans in recognition of this

Beautiful video, box of tissues required

Whose turn is it to be sent off for us? I'll go with big West Ham fan Flynn Downes.