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What a goal by, just turned 19, Agyemang only 41 seconds into her England debut.

I was in a record shop and saw a vinyl record of relaxing birdsong, so I bought it. When I took it home and played it, it was just an annoying incessant buzzing sound, so I took it back to get a refund. The guy at the shop refused to refund me; he said I must have listened to the B-side.

So you don't really give a fuck about those law abiding citizens then...

If you were watching crimewatch and found out your best mate was wanted, and the reward was £8,000, where would you go on holiday?

Vanya Gaberova currently accused of being a Russian spy. I'd let her gather some kompromat on me...

I agree with your sentiments about Denis Law, but not sure that Leon Best and Simon Charlton were of a similar standard.

I wish we were Southampton.

It demonstrates the quality of GB News guests, doesn't it.

Highest percentage of goals from open play?

What if the cousins are of the same sex, why should they be banned from getting married, if the only problem is with reproduction?

Snap, back in the day I used to be a paperboy too!

Interesting last over, shame we lost. Not enough attacking in the middle overs...

I think we're playing them at St Mary's...

So you're saying you're a massive Ed Davey fanboy?

Calling MLG to this thread to explain that it hasn't been called the Premiership since 2001... 😉

We're you involved in covid PPE contract negotiations on behalf of the Conservative Party?

Given east-stand-nic's posting history, perhaps not...

I'm confused, is Boris still playing a blinder?

Truss down 43%, ouch! Lol!

Or flopped?

Uh? I assume you mean Asian, rather than Turkish, as your post doesn't make sense...

Fun fact: c.12M of Turkey's population live in the part of the country that is in Europe, Slovenia only has c.2M population. So Europe's "native" population is 6 times as Turkish as it is Slovenian...

He got a knee in the back of his leg...

MLT and SRL have a little cameo in this cracking critique of modern footy culture.

Yep, whoosh.