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A large, loud and very proud rendition of 'Russell Martin, your football is shit' should be enough to rile our precious little manager and get the point across.

Just further approval for a great post. Nutshell.

Frankly, give the job to Lallana. Slightly less detestible.

It IS this simple.

Remarkably easy when you have no self awareness.

Courageous even. We truly are living in a golden age.

It's ok guys. 56% possession. We are actually winning.

It won't even be close. Bet we are close to the record for over a season already.

In nearly a year's worth of Premier League football. That's just........ Well, it's something.

Shoehorn, what a f*cking idiot.

The only positive here. It's not going to be 9-0.

How long until we get a 'Russell Martin, your football is sh*t' rendition?

So very terrible.

We are flimsier then toilet paper. Floodgates surely about to open.

We just cannot have chance to enjoy anything nice, can we?

BBC Sport seem to be a little confused. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c0qdq005dg9t Good on him though. Clearly continuing to enjoy himself.

May he still fuck off.

Signs of life. Pointless, presumably futile in the context of this season signs. But something. Still want Russell Martin to cease to exist mind.

Yeah. Martin is fucking mad.

We are not getting battered and are creating chances. But it's not an easy thing to watch. Brighton might as well be in a different league, we are the plucky lower league Cup side. Taking 1-0 down at half time is damning in itself.

Failed to mention that it was a Brighton fan.

So, each other then.

No

It is mad, but, fundamentally.... it's worked. People are talking about Jaguar.

Very good! If only this could be recorded with someone of reasonable talent and production values.