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So, Russel. What first attracted you to the huge breasted glamour model, Lucy Pinder?

I'm sticking my neck out a bit here, but I'm calling it right here, right now. This geezer's gonna step up at Wembley and score the winning penalty for us in the playoff final against Sheffield Wednesday. You read it here first.

I thought he was going to suddenly trip over and smash his glasses.

I don't know about anyone else, but I am starting to get the feeling that appointing this geezer might've been a pretty good idea...

Well, there's Bevois valley...

I hope Kylie, Cyle, or Syle, or however you pronounce his name bangs them in for fun. Good luck, fella!

He was still a Saints player? Damn. And we actually got some money for him?

Gavin Buzunu: Grape Crusher at a winery (good with his feet). Flynn Downes: Professional Crab Imitator (you know, because.... sideways). Damion Downs: Historical Battle Re-Enactment Specialist (because shooting accurately doesn't matter). Etc

True, plus we're their feeder club anyway and they'd never allow it.

Göztepe, I'm sorry. Please excuse me.

How are Goose Step doing in the Turkish league? If they're doing any good let's just do a Chelsea and take their manager. A quick search reveals they're in 4th... Welcome, Stanimir Stoilov!

Good clean sheet for Bazunu today. Always rated him. Great keeper.

Well that escalated quickly! Which is more than can be said for Saints' play.

I can feel it in me bones. A 4-2 comeback win.... If it happens, I'll give you the money meself as Les Dennis would say.

Good luck, Bazunu. Thanks for all the save. And to Stoke, our manager's brilliant too. We'd be more than willing to discuss a swap deal with you for yours.