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I have it on very good authority that TV's Morph is going to get the gig. He'll be clay-er manager apparently. His good communication skills swung it for him over the other candidates. I'm leaving now.

Have we sacked him yet?

No, I wear them when I play. She's got gigantic feet.

This guy stinks worse than my wife's socks after a game of volleyball.

James Bree has been pretty good, does he count?

Nope.

He must be feeling pretty pleased with himself at the moment.

I think Sports Republic want us to go down again so that we can finally win that all elusive League 1 championship we've never managed to win before.

Okay, I take it all back. You were right. I am eating my smiley face emoticon.

Bugger! He was the highlight of my weekends!

Call me crazy, but I'm beginning to think you're not a fan of our new manager, benjii.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the new Ted Bates statue looks kind of strange?

My vote goes to Colin Clarke. The first Saints player I remember getting for my 1986/87 Pannini sticker album. I thought he was great at the time.

Seems to be quite a bit of interest in Mister Ed...ozie

I apologise in advance for this. I saw on another thread trousers mentioned Chris de Burgh, and well... I'm sorry. It's a real stinker. And hopefully next season none of the following happens. To the "tune" of Chris de Burgh's Lady in Red, I present, Players in Red (and white)... I’ve never seen you playing so badly as you did tonight I’ve never seen you look so shite Collective groan I’ve never seen so many men being given chance after chance Scoring every time they advance This team’s in a trance And I have never seen that shirt you’re wearing be disgraced by such poor players we have signed Scouts must be blind Players in red (and white) Keep losing we see Week to week Even when we score We still concede three Can’t even beat Pompey But I truly know As I watch this poor side I’ll never forget the way you lost tonight