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Curacao keeper equalled the record number of saves (15 I think they said) in one World Cup match.

Good play from England in the Croatia end zone.

Totally stolen from the Leicester forum. This is Phil Mitchell's reaction to finding out his son, Ben, is happy about the news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pfMvTBtvaU

Oh, wow. Poor Leicester. Their fans are not happy based on some of the things I've been reading today. I have family who were born in Leicester on my mum's side so I really feel for them right now... Ah, who am I kidding! Aunt Jeremy and Uncle Megan, if you're reading this, you're going down again you bunch of wankers!

Imagine if Downsy (old Double D himself) comes back here, has a great pre season, regains his confidence and starts banging in the goals for fun.... Hey, we signed Peretz. Anything can happen, right? Right???

If we really are going to sign Peretz on a permanent basis, I will fly over to wherever he lives, pick him up, drive him to the airport, fly over with him in the plane, and then drive him to Southampton myself. Then I'll fly back here to the US and bring Gavin Bazunu with me. Our local girl's elementary school needs a new keeper, and he'd probably do alright for their under 9's to be fair.

Thank you. That has made my day.

If Tonda does indeed make it to next season and isn't banned, or hung drawn and quartered as some would have it, I would like to see him fully embrace the villain persona. I suggest he goes "Full Pleasance Blofeld" and adopts a shaved head and drawn on facial scar. At press conferences he should sit in a big leather chair with a cat on his lap, and have a secret trap door for any smart mouth journalist to be fed to flounders from the Itchen River. "Ah, Mr. Blackmore, I've been expecting you...."

That's nice. If you do get the opportunity to meet with Drag, could you ask him from me what does he use to brush his Hampsteads? Which toothpaste? And, electric, or regular style toothbrush? Also, if there's time (as you've only got 20 precious minutes with the geezer), any chance you could ask him where he purchased his syrup?

I've been out of the country since 2019 and I lately try and avoid politics now as much as I can. Has it really gotten this bad that Rupert fucking Lowe is being heralded by some as Prime Minister material?

When was the last time you can remember genuinely expecting England to win the World Cup? My first World Cup I can remember was Mexico 86. Thought we'd win that. Then Italia 90. I thought we'd win that one. The dream died with the penalty shootout defeat to Germany, and I don't think I've thought England could win it ever since.

He cheats, he spies, he keeps his interns in disguise... Er, anyway, no. Keep him and invest in much better surveillance equipment.

How about something like this.... He cheats, he spies, he tells a load of lies, Tonda Ton....da Tonda Ton...da! He cheats, he spies, he's got some crazy eyes, Tonda Ton...da Tonda Ton...da! He cheats, he spies, and Middlesbrough despise, etc etc

I would like to see Gibbon's face as Tonda leads the lads to a 5-0 victory at the Riverside next season. It would also be nice to see how their crying manager reacts to the Tonda smile and offer of a handshake. I think Tonda should offer their crying manager his hand to shake, and then when the geezer goes to shake it, Tonda should quickly move his hand away and blow a raspberry at him. They would bloody love that would the Middlesborough supporters and Gibbon. Love it.

I voted no because I quite like the ruthless bastard approach, and keeping him would really annoy a lot of people.