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A couple of hairs just turned back to black. Get in! Come on, England!

This is so infuriating. It's causing my hair to turn white by the second. Come on, for fuck's sake!!!

I am going to make a call to Trump (he's my neighbour) to get him on the blower again to Infantino so that we can have Diego Maradona's heinous and totally illegal hand of God goal ruled out, and the 1986 World Cup awarded to England.

Me too! Couldn't watch.

I was never entirely convinced by Lionel Messi either until he moved to the MLS.

Welcome to the club, Germany. Now they know what it feels like finally.

A few sheep and some nice scenery?

Curacao keeper equalled the record number of saves (15 I think they said) in one World Cup match.

Good play from England in the Croatia end zone.

Totally stolen from the Leicester forum. This is Phil Mitchell's reaction to finding out his son, Ben, is happy about the news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pfMvTBtvaU

Oh, wow. Poor Leicester. Their fans are not happy based on some of the things I've been reading today. I have family who were born in Leicester on my mum's side so I really feel for them right now... Ah, who am I kidding! Aunt Jeremy and Uncle Megan, if you're reading this, you're going down again you bunch of wankers!

Imagine if Downsy (old Double D himself) comes back here, has a great pre season, regains his confidence and starts banging in the goals for fun.... Hey, we signed Peretz. Anything can happen, right? Right???

If we really are going to sign Peretz on a permanent basis, I will fly over to wherever he lives, pick him up, drive him to the airport, fly over with him in the plane, and then drive him to Southampton myself. Then I'll fly back here to the US and bring Gavin Bazunu with me. Our local girl's elementary school needs a new keeper, and he'd probably do alright for their under 9's to be fair.

Thank you. That has made my day.

If Tonda does indeed make it to next season and isn't banned, or hung drawn and quartered as some would have it, I would like to see him fully embrace the villain persona. I suggest he goes "Full Pleasance Blofeld" and adopts a shaved head and drawn on facial scar. At press conferences he should sit in a big leather chair with a cat on his lap, and have a secret trap door for any smart mouth journalist to be fed to flounders from the Itchen River. "Ah, Mr. Blackmore, I've been expecting you...."