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Parsons needs to team up with Alan Shearer on this project. Someone with a high public profile and a history and love of the club should be involved in my opinion. They could name it the Alan Parsons Project... Oh, God. I'll get me coat.

He's a good dog. Doesn't like sideways or backwards passing of the ball.

My friend is a Swansea supporter, and his dog, Dave, told him to tell me that there are huge rumours that Saints are 'winning the race to sign Vipotnik for £20 million plus add ons.' Dave previously told me Russel Martin was shit, and Manning was good, so take this for what it's worth.

Never doubted him. World class, clearly.

Oh, no. I am so sad to hear this. He's a part of my first ever Saints memory. When I was probably 3 or 4 years old I visited a friend of my dad's whose son had a poster of Keegan on his bedroom wall. "Who's that?" I remember asking. "That's Kevin Keegan. He's the England captain," he said. I've been a Saints fan ever since. RIP Kevin.

Argentina just barged that Spain bloke off the ball right in front of the ref. No foul.

Why was Spain's goal ruled out? What the eff?

What an absolutely mad game that was yesterday. World class players on display. Goals for each side. And we came out of it with the win. The result does slightly make up for the agony of the semi-final and the aftermath. Final Score: Southampton 3 Eastleigh 1 Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

He's finally recovered from the ballroom blitz.

Dobbin? Eeyore to be good.

A couple of hairs just turned back to black. Get in! Come on, England!

This is so infuriating. It's causing my hair to turn white by the second. Come on, for fuck's sake!!!

I am going to make a call to Trump (he's my neighbour) to get him on the blower again to Infantino so that we can have Diego Maradona's heinous and totally illegal hand of God goal ruled out, and the 1986 World Cup awarded to England.

Me too! Couldn't watch.

I was never entirely convinced by Lionel Messi either until he moved to the MLS.