scumbag

Only mine is there...not 6yr old son. Only had one email address linked to the booking so thought both were meant to land in my app. Annoying.

The last thing we needed was a Gareth half time team talk.

That's pretty scary. Stephens and a new GK / McCarthy maybe...but the two of them? Could set new records...and not good ones!

Sure Kane said something along the lines of not being sure who was meant to be going forward and pressing...and the guys in the studio said they need to do some 'drills' on the training pitch to sort it out. Jesus...sounds like the under 13s down the rec on a Sunday morning.

A Southgate second half really. Only hope is that we get so far ahead in the first that he can't really fu*k it up with whatever shite he spouts af halftime.

He's a long way from his spiritual home of Anfield. I remember the simpering tool even referring to that before he played up there for Brighton!

Yeah...pretty dump really. I was in block 24 so need to move. Didn't get any email, and just an error message when I log in and head to season tickets.

How is this kind of thing actually enforced at Wembley - if at all? Just some 18yr old agency workers staring blankly as fights break out?

Oh yeah...there is that bit. Need to give it some more thought evidently.

Yep...want to win the game, but not bothered about the prize. Perhaps relegation followed by promotion on a constant loop would be fun.

Russball really sucks the atmosphere out of the place. Was great for the first 20.

His analysis no doubt reflects his 'lived experience'. That's what the hipsters call it I believe, and I also understand it trumps any empirical evidence that may exist to the contrary.

Wow. Does he even tailor the approach according to the opposition, or too arrogant for that? Sack the weirdo now and offer someone like Roy Keane a £1m bonus for promotion.

We are the footballing equivalent of smashed avocado on sourdough. Which makes sense given our manager.

Can't trust this team.

38 games in and the bookies give us a 38% chance of promotion...pretty sad that even that sounds rather high! Is he nailed on to get the boot if we fail in the playoffs do you think? I'm a simple soul granted, but I assume it's a case of 'if he can't get us promoted with good players, then how the hell will he do it with the dross we'll be left with??'

Was dreading half time really...just always think he's going to over engineer what Ipswich showed is actually quite a simple formula. Can't imagine what weird and wonderful crap he's going to come up with over a two legged match. To satisfy the request made earlier...Roy Keane.