Saint Stimp

I got Davies 16 about 3 days before he moved to Blackburn.

well there's 32 pages on the other thread, and this thread has a grand total of 1. I'll leave you to do the maths.

He's cut her face off for a reason...

Same, Venture isn't loading the video and firstrow wont load at all. Will keep trying.

There's a lot of skill involved in being a good poacher. Those goals win games.

Sounds promising, fingers crossed.

I chuckled at some of the songs people came up with, but it's obvious they aren't for everyone so there's little point in posting anything offensive.. doubtless people still will though.

Definitely the £500k for me, are you offering?

"Note to Southampton: You, are a ****ey English Championship club with a team so poor that Hooiveld looks like a superstar in it. You can have our rejects. We, Are Celtic Football Club, you don't buy our top striker."

To Viva Ronaldo.. "Tadanari Leeeee... Tadanari Leeeee... running at your goal, eating your dog whole*, Tadanari Leeeeee... Tadanari Leeee.." (*If someone could substitute this line for one a little less racist I'd be delighted)

Clap... Clap... Clapclap clapclap LEEEEE (Similar to Colchester with U's/Leeds with LEEEDS)

Word probably would have come up with the suggestion of fragment (consider reversing)... Basically, I don't know why mirroring the image makes it harder for the owners to claim the video as their own but that is why they people do it.

Good at getting opposition players sent off too...

Got no idea why but apparently it makes it harder for the people who originally filmed it to claim rights over the video and have it removed.

Yes - the point that the OP was making was that Davis is not good enough to play in the premiership, not that he never has done. We all know he played in the premiership for one season for a terrible Sunderland side where he had a terrible season and did nothing to prove he was good enough for the top division. MLG was just being pedantic for the sake of it.

Great example of why you **** everyone off so much here.

RIP Gary, solid player and professional.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16348454.stm

"Saints hope Prutton will be one for the future" I remember thinking he was going to be the absolute nuts when he joined..

Would prefer Shaqiri I think.

Interesting quote from above link: "I'd just like to also add that Lambert was not the main person involved or the instigator, his scally friends and family were."

David Connolly's reaction is apparent to all as Nige lets it slip that he's been injecting his legs with steroids on the sly.

I'd like to think he would be pretty motivated to play for his home town club again, and from the interviews it does sound like he's in good shape. It wont happen though. Slight chance I suppose next summer if we do go up and he's prepared to take a pretty significant wage decrease.