Saint Stimp

Please be true. Unfortunately 10 minutes without oxygen to the brain could cause some significant damage. I really hope he's fine. Thoughts to his family.

To be fair to him both the Solent commentators thought it was Hooiveld too. But as you said they were both stonewall.

Do grow up.

Thanks for the memories...

That's the best one really, nice that it'd be a bit original too. However I can't really work out why you've put two 'look out's' in.. fits the tune with just one. Claps probably unnecessary too.

It's alright, my point is that you could create an absolute belter but it still wouldn't get sung when the Northam have already gone through the effort of learning the first one. There have also already been 2 or 3 threads full of people's best attempts at making something up, none of which have ever been attempted.

There's really no point in suggesting other songs when there's already one established.

Hate to say it fella but that is one of the worst attempts I've ever seen on here..

The current Liverpool team is full of ugly mugs - Charlie Adam, Jay Spearing, Dirk Kuyt, Maxi Rodríguez, Lucas Leiva and Martin Škrtel to name but a few..

A bit like you're planning to at Watford.

He didn't even play that badly...

Thought they called him 'Chappy'?

disagree, it's a good tune but you cannot have the word 'pants' in a football chant.

Having seen that, I cannot believe the amount of rubbish the WH fans are spilling over this. Talk about having claret tinted glasses, it's a red all day long. Billy does nothing wrong.

These will just be sound surely?

Just found these too - A sketch from fantasy football league And a bit of footage of him actually playing for England vs Italy, comes close to scoring a couple of times, right at the start and at 2:28

I'd never actually seen this before so I didn't realise just how good all 3 goals were...

Agreed.. plus he wouldn't be taking our pens anyway.

It's not always about the pitch itself, IIRC we had a match postponed fairly recently due to the surrounding area of the stadium being dangerous.

If they didn't earn such ridiculous amounts of money to do a job they love I might even spare a bit of sympathy for them...

My concern is for the quality of the team, not individual players. I don't think they are good enough to get into our first team anymore and so if they choose to go then I'd say thanks and goodbye.

...well given that the usually massively biased and optimistic Saints twitter feed described it as 'Should be 2-0 up. Lee Holmes opts to shoot when had options square, and then misses a back post header from Lambert's follow up #saintsfc', along with the reports from the commentary team, I think we can safely say it was a crap piece of football.

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Agree, though I thought Falque looked alright but he didn't receive enough of the ball. We need much, much better options on the bench than Holmes and Reeves (nothing against Ben before anyone starts but he's still raw).