Saint Stimp

Scoring a hattrick in 9 minutes, absolutely incredible!

What exactly has he said wrong here? He's done a great bit of business, has every reason to be proud.

On FIFA they pronounce it 'Day-ann'

Dejan Lovren would be a massive signing.

If you scroll down under the picture for a bit he says he's in London.

Says on the BBC report that no one will be called up as a replacement. Think that solves this one. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22615915

Anyone got a stream? First row seems to be down...

The people who groan when we go back to the keeper do my head in, cut from the same cloth as the 'smash it forward' lot.

How many times have people said this on this forum.. He's played for us for 3 years not 3 weeks, maybe you should check some of the other evidence.

Good to hear. Even if he hasn't made much of an impact so far I've still got high hopes for him.

er.. definitely Boruc.

Yes... and from this photo Suarez didn't bite Ivanovic.

No chance we'd get him for that price. That'd be less than half his wage for a start.

He's only sitting on his ass for 90 odd minutes longer than the rest of the team every week..

Whilst this thread is clearly mental, does anyone else agree that there are few better penalty takers in the world than our own Rickie?

Why the feck anyone allows this kind of thing to wind them up is beyond me. There was a similar thread last week where someone was up in arms about him predicting our loss and look what happened... we went and lost.

Is this the league you play in? http://www.leaguewebsite.co.uk/scfl/Divisions

Dodd looks like he's starting on that kid.

Anyone got a video of Riise's one?

Agree. It's a nice thought but it's just not practical.

Yes. Sincerely doubt he'd want to stay if we went down. Boruc needs a chant, let's let him know we're behind him!

Will be sorely missed. Good luck Jonno.

10 on target, also impressive.

I was a ball boy at St Marys about 10 years ago, all they said then was just give it back to the nearest player. Maybe we were missing a trick...

Odd to see that picture of Beattie with his head cropped 4 times into the corner again - I made it on paint about 6 years ago to wind someone up on the old saints forum who asked me to cover up some writing on the original!