Saint Stimp

I think this is pretty much how the majority will answer to this thread.

I don't mind this, reminds me of Le Tiss.

There was commentary on the one Saint_Clark posted, which I'd go as far to say was better than Solent's!

England have a friendly lined up against Sweden in November, hope he plays!

Bosh! and Bosh!

One of the best peno takers I've ever seen. If he had a face off with Le God I honestly wouldn't like to put money on either way.

Excellent sketch, and a great reason to post Four Candles, one of the best of all time IMO. [video=youtube;/Cz2-ukrd2VQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/Cz2-ukrd2VQ&feature=related

Not exactly CS, but you can't deny that a person's personality does affect their behaviour on the football pitch. For example; Joey Barton, Roy Keane, Duncan Ferguson (and many more) - all publicized for being dirty on the pitch, and well known nobs off of it (and no, I'm not putting Lee in the same bracket). I can't think of many dirty players who have a glowing nice guy reputation off of the pitch. The best window we have to see Barnard's personality, unless you know him personally, is the 90 odd minutes that he pulls on the saints shirt. Whilst I wouldn't say he's particularly dirty neither would I definitely wouldn't say he's a clean player, and there are a lot out there who would put him in that dirty bracket - suggesting his personality could be spilling onto the pitch. Of course, I'm not saying that if people see you as a dirty player it doesn't automatically mean you're a nasty piece of work, just that it is one indication of your personality. There are lots of other ways to show your true personality, but my original point was that it wasn't 'by all accounts out of character'. That's fair enough. FWIW I agree that as this is an isolated incident that the club should (and will, I expect) support him as everyone makes mistakes.

ok, but from what I've read on different forums a lot of fans of other teams think he's a dirty bastard. Not saying I agree with them, or that they have particularly good judgement, but whenever other fans have called us a dirty team his name is consistently mentioned.

You and him good mates then?

I'm with you here. Eastwood is not the kind of striker we need or are after. He'd just end up being a passenger here too.

incapable of accepting it though. Muggins.

Leon Best didn't exactly set the world ablaze for us but he's developed into quite a player. Many on this forum seem incapable to accept it though.

Sorry to go all MLG on you, but this thread was created 7 minutes before the other one. Maybe the title just wasn't as catchy.

Holly Valance's grandad was Benny Hill's cousin. There's a little fact for you all.

Lol, I was waiting for this thread to come. [sarcasm]Would make a great partner for Lambert though...[/sarcasm]

"Who wants a day off..? I've got the best job in the world."

You'll always get some individual morons. A while back I had the voice of what I thought was a small boy in my ear complaining about the ref being 'probably one of them Muslims or something'. I was sat next to my mate and his dad, both of whom are Iranian... At half time, I turned around to find it was a woman in her mid 20's with two kids. She continued to spout through the second half, even nudging my friend's dad at one point, saying 'this ref's an idiot, probably Muslamic right!?'

I find your argument against my shanty compelling but I can't agree that the short shorts song would be the lasting choice, given that the evidence comes from just 10 matches and what is, let's face it, a second rate computer game. Therefore I've come up with a third option which I'm sure we can both agree on. To the tune of bad boys: 'Jack Cork, Jack Cork, what ya gunna do, what ya gunna do when he scores past you?' And repeat. A solid gold hit.

Youngest English player ever to score in the CL..

Problem is, if Cork decides to put on a different pair of shorts, or accidentally picks up Fonte's your song becomes irrelevant. Ludicrous, in fact. Whereas the only way mine can be disputed is if Jack (god forbid) changes his hair cut, which will never happen. And, as I correctly pointed out earlier, we used to sing the tune for Niemi and Svensson, so the regulars will be all geared up, ready to sing their hearts out.

Second thread I'm going to push this song on.. United used to sing it for Hargreaves and I thought it sounded pretty spiffy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj70mXG3E1M from 1:21 Der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der We love you Jack Cork, we love your floppy hair, Yes our boy Jack Cork, can score from anywhere, We love you Jack Cork, I want Bieber hair too... Weee love yooouu Jaaackk Cork...

I don't have anything to do with this item but I saw this browsing ebay and thought I'd pass it on. Saints academy away shirts from a couple of years ago. Nice shirt IMO. He's got home ones too. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SOUTHAMPTON-AC-08-09-L-S-AWAY-SHIRT-UMBRO-BRAND-NEW-/370545532059?pt=UK_SportsLeisure_Football_FootballShirts&var=&hash=item9503eb6162#ht_1008wt_1270

Restricted & you had to purchase another ticket for one of the next 3 games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj70mXG3E1M from 1:21 Der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der We love Cortese, but we love Matty too, We need Cortese, but we need Le Tiss too, Matt and Cortese, can't you just get along? Weee lovvee Corrrteeessseeee.... etc.