Saint Stimp

Exactly. Also imitation = flattery.

Only if we had Lukaku and they didn't.

What's going on outside the stadium? Any beer/food?

Thanks... As I moved away a few years back I've been recently asking other people to sort tickets out for me.. Not sure I'm going to be eligible. I'm as desperate as anyone to get hold of some though!!

If you're not already a member, can you just buy a membership now and go and get a ticket? Or do you need matches from last season on there?

Much appreciated, thanks.

They've just said he's 27....

Someone married...

I hope the fans of whoever he moves to utilise the Radio Gaga chant... We're missing a great opportunity there.

Why don't you just google it before accusing someone of lying. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=eder+to+southampton

Let's sign Jan Vertonghen then, job done.

Next earliest one that's left then please. Thanks.

32.01-33.00 if it's still available !

Maybe you could help this lad out https://twitter.com/StefanRay87

Amazing to think Craig Gordon has gone from being the UK's most expensive goalkeeper to spending a whole year without a club at age 30. What is he doing with his life??

From what I saw on the stream, J Rod's legs were onside but because he was charging forward his body wasn't - but surely it's the positioning of his feet that count??

Sunderland are just dirt & the ref was terrible. Hands all over the place. Satisfied with the point, well done Jose.

Sticking with the Jack Sparrow theme... 'This is the tale, of Daniel Osvaldo.. The striker to fire Saints to the Champions League..."

+ daughter born.

Has he done a table prediction this year?

Thanks for posting mate, very interesting. As I don't sit glued to this forum 24/7 posting drivel all day I hadn't had the pleasure of reading it.

How does that make it any less interesting? Some people on here obviously enjoy being bell ends.

Still available, got my dates mixed up! Sorry.

I can't PM but if it's still available could you e-mail me at my username (with an _ in between) @msn.com Thanks.