Saint Marky

A typical clue that can cover all possible outcomes, as per usual 🥱

I’m not sure, but one thing I’m fucking sure off, they weren’t members of the cot.

81 smiley faces and 4 likes, we have a new King of the forum, let’s pray Turkish doesn’t see this, he will be incandescent with rage. Edit. Note to self, read to the end of the thread before posting

I was only one behind you with the ‘cot, kettle, black’ post for some reason you never liked it, why was that?

Bless, I know you don’t read my posts, or visit my profile(last one yesterday 05:56), but if someone could relay to you the fact I’m going to smiley face every post of yours, have a look back they are all the same,no matter how disturbing your content, taking into context your current state of mind, to give you all the support you so obviously need, nothing but love here bro. I take it osvald isn’t in a bad place, so am trying to enlighten him to the error of his ways. I cant imagine anyone is so dumb they would believe Downes would want to be associated in anyway to a boys club like yours, but nice try, all the best fella, candles still burning. Edit, going to let farmer Giles have the last word, I don’t think he will ever recover otherwise, that’s 14 times he’s posted about me in less than 1 week, getting embarrassing now, it’s sad he’s so bitter and consumed, all da best fella.

Yes, though technically incorrect it’s spelt ‘downs’ and you also have the dichotomy of wrong and right, using a torturous, harrowing genetic condition for laughs, some might find deplorable, but you crack on, I sincerely hope no downs are born into your family, but only for their sakes.

Nothing but love, support and positivity from now on, I shall like every post in a show of unity my fellow cot brother, you’ve said earlier you appreciate all the messages of support after your shocking attacks this week. Now I know you dont read my posts, or visit my profile (cough), but a look back will show he has messaged me or included me in 11 of his last recent posts, where I have only replied 6 times, it’s fucking unhinged, so if any fellow cot members think my crowdfund idea is positive about getting him a few ‘sessions’ , # help for farmer Giles, let me know, the candles still burning fella, all da best. Edit. Don’t want to come across as a hypocrite , as I said I wouldn’t respond anymore to him, but Farmer Giles doesn’t read my posts anymore, so technically I’m not and it’s best to let him think he can start a conversation and have the final say, to aid his recovery, nothing but support, all da best fella.

What can I say but LLSS, being a humble guy I can’t take sole credit, more of a double act really ( genuinely do hope alls well there) but I do presume that my mate Turkish is licking that stamp ready to pop my membership in the post, now my ITK status has been confirmed, what with my earlier spoons clue as well.

More than happy to REPLY, have a look back if your migraines gone, you will see you have initiated EVERY POST to me and I have only ever replied, I too was flattered, but am now concerned you are becoming obsessed and what with you being such a delicate little flower, after you’ve been attacked, I too will now only offer you support from this moment on, if me and Turkish can bury the hatchet, (he’s even going to like my near record post, just been a bit busy to do it yet) sure in time so will we. Anyways, to show my classy, humble nature, I won’t reply, maybe I won’t need too. (Hmmm….) all the best fella. Sorry, almost forgot, no, @Saint Marky didn’t get it, tho suspect not alone there. Rocket, keep up the great work fella. Edit. Also worried you might not be well enough to read this post, thinking about organising a crowdfund to get you the counselling-sessions you obviously need, # help farmer Giles. Have lit a candle for ya xx.

Always got to have the last word, thought you said you were laying it to rest. Really upset you fella, I’m sorry, but don’t worry if you’ve smashed up your toy tractor, I’m sure the members of the COT will club together and buy you a new one. You are right, for such a popular(29 likes on one comment) magnificent, handsome and intelligent person, I’m incredibly humble. You’ve probably got a headache, you’re so angry, go have a lie down, you’re you deserve it xx

I thought he sold spoons from the back of his car, now I’m confused?

Gee thanks buddy, great we’re getting on now. How about you like my cot kettle black quote, think that will put me on 29 likes for one post, only one off your 30 world record, I’m sure you can do it by clicking on my profile, I see you’ve been there before. I know I’m a newbie here and it’s taken you years to get that record, but as you’ve turned over a new leaf and repented, I’m sure you won’t mind xx. Oh, the colours of the flowers are yellow, red, white with purple. I didn’t know the Japanese flag was so colourful, you really do get some great info on here, keep up the great work 👍

Go fuck yourself, wait you’re a farmer, waste of a sentence! So, dismiss the accusation that you are the one who indeed first ‘STARTED ON ME ‘and whitewash with the old mental health issues, very mature. Pack mentality keyboard warriors, oh might I just add, playing with a few plastic sheep and toy tractors in a one bedroom bedsit doesn’t make you a farmer, Giles. Must be said though I’m impressed…. ‘Yeah, tbh I think we should leave it there with this one - he may actually be going through something a bit shit and this may be his way of venting. Hope you're OK @Saint Marky, I forgive you.’ So that’s it then alls forgiven , you’re going to be the grown up here, oh but…………. ‘It's like Only Connect - if it was easy it could be construed by my contact as feeding info before I'm allowed. As said, two more clues in it. Think outside the box. I bet @Saint Marky got it.’ Lol, really got to ya, haven’t I, ya tosser, I’m gonna be the bigger man now and leave it, as clearly you’re a little upset, don’t want you smashing your toy tractor, all the best fella.

. C an O nly T ell you that anything TURKISH certainly will not be top flight, quite the opposite.

‘How many likes did you get for your posts? Was it lots, and is that why you're so annoyed they were removed?’ Yo, farmer Giles, looks like you started on me, I suggest you have a little look back ‘ buddy ‘, but don’t let facts get in the way, Turks no1 brown noser. Now a quick sharp reply, so you all can like it, you sad bunch of sycophants.

Hi Turkish, yes everything’s rosy, but thanks for the no doubt genuine concern. Solace?lol, I don’t like bullying, detest bullies and you come across as the biggest of the lot on here. Proof, hmmm, as deleted no none, just my word against yours, but your farmer ‘ Mate’ asked if I was annoyed at my posts being removed and losing the likes, so looks like he remembers, so we have confirmation, you’re a liar! As for likes, well I only post on here occasionally, in fact I’m only signed up for three a day, which for me is plenty, imagine being on here constantly, posting over 20 times a day, everyday, that’s mono- maniacal, also pretty dam sad, so I won’t be responding to you again today, but fill your boots, how many so far today 15,16? If there’s someone that’s needs a break.Do I care about likes, no I don’t, though in my short appearances on this forum, the most I have achieved is 28 for a post, funnily enough with a comment about your beloved COT, not too shabby. I presume you started this thread in a light hearted manner, no real insights, but it seems someone has become a little too serious, Dictator complex traits, look at me, running this thread three years blah blah blah. Transfers will happen, players will come and go, we can all speculate, agree and disagree, be happy or annoyed ,buy have no influence what so ever, the club will decide and it will be confirmed when they sign on the dotted line. What should be light hearted fun, you’ve turned into your obsession, in the words of Cindy, ‘I can see your true colours’, unfortunately for you, so can everyone else.

Unlike you, I’ve no need to lie, but keep up the pretense, I don’t give a shit. Though I’ve only started commenting on his forum recently, I’ve been using it for a longtime and you get to know certain individuals, especially the ones with big egos and huge self worth and you really are the star in that department, Mr 30 like emojis, as we keep hearing in perpetuity . As said , you like to dish it out, but go for the throat when criticised, backed up by your clan of COT brown nosers. You know dam well someone called you out for what you are, a bully, I think it was on the summer transfer thread, I engaged with you and then suddenly the posts all disappeared when you went crying to the mods and now you will use your Machiavellian, duplicitous, bullyboy tactics and imply I’m the liar, well whatever, I don’t care, to me, you come across on this forum as a nasty individual, a bully, a narcissist. Keep up your pleasant responses, they are so joyful, Turkish delights.

You really are a nasty piece of work and a liar, now get this removed.

The one where someone called you a bully, you asked for examples, I replied and then these conversations magically disappeared, are you denying this? Im sure others saw it, before you had it swiftly removed. perhaps some non members of your little pathetic club will confirm.

So is the fact that you went crying to a mod to get comments about yourself removed, looks like you can dish it out but….

And the other day, you asked for examples of when you were bullying people on this thread and here is another example, are you going to whinge to your mate the mod and get this removed as well?

Don’t worry, you’ve gained a gold card membership to the COT, so every cloud…..

COT, kettle, black.

No Wood? No problem, just take a little blue pill, I mean, cough, so I’ve been told…..

They did tease us with some other clues before this one though. Don’t you remember the picture of a headless chicken and another where someone is drinking a pint of Westwood’s piss, oh no wait that was a snap chat from the COT Xmas party, my bad….