franniesTache

We are so much more badly fucked than what people know, if what i've heard this evening is right i'm half tempted to put money on us being relegated next season. This will 100% not be the same team next season and the club is in a far worse mess than anyone on here thinks.

So we might be playing hull at 4:30 on saturday, middlesborough might be playing hull at wembley at 3:30 on saturday, hull might be taking the EFL to court to go up with no game, and Wrexham are considering suing the EFL for not being included in it in the first place? Saints are so massive we've broken the play offs 🤣🤣🤣

Because im from southampton, it's not really that hard to figure out

Apparently Tonda has changed his surname and fled to Argentina whilst Chris Marlow is being hauled infront of a judge in a small town in Germany. Make of that what you will

I honestly think the funniest thing would be if we had evidence that exonerated us and had just been sitting on it and staying silent letting boro wind themselves up in the press, just to present it at the hearing, get off scott free and then take them to the cleaners for defamation

I got in early to get mine in the handful of cheap seats behind the goal as there's only a block or two of them. Means my profit will be higher when i re-sell them to Boro fans who are obviously going to go instead of us...

Disagree, we've finally for the first time in ages got a bit of bastard about us, that's why opposition fans hate us. And if - and it's still a big if because hull have had the measure of us twice this season - we go up that siege mentality of us against the world is EXACTLY what teams need to stay up, Long may it continue, the ale house brawlers again ole ole ole

Not going to lie i did think it was a bit suss when this fella was announced as our new tactics analyst but i guess it makes much more sense now

The headloss from boro fans and local journo's has been fucking hilarious. Massively insecure and over the top and just makes you think of entitled children. Always thought they were a decent enough bunch and a lot less weird than the geordies close by, but their behaviour just marks them out full on noddy modern football fans. I mean calling for us to be kicked out of the play offs, calls for no home fans, asking for us to pay compensation to half the league... and it's grown adults doing it. Properly, properly strange behaviour They're going to be fucking livid when they see our new scout tbf

To be honest playing the north east has been fairly unlucky for us over the years, the shirt colour doesn't generally make a difference. Rick?

Millwall is the safest away day in the country if you want it to be. London Bridge, train direct to their ground, do the cowards walk into the away section that's fenced off, and the same back after.

I dunno when i went there last time we got promoted i was surprised by how much it had improved as a city, seemed to be a lot of development there, especially around the university. Some good spots to both eat and drink i thought and pretty similar to southampton in many ways. One thing i hope if it's Boro is that we manage to find a way of beating our North East curse, because i dread every game in that corner of the country and our record there is appalling

Live sports and people in replica shirts? Dear god no, we wouldn't frequent such a low class establishment as that. Not when we're in our country's capital city. There are much finer establishments to be visited.

A grade 2 listed victorian pub that has been used in multiple tv shows and has a fantastic outside space whilst still being on the tube line to wembley

The green man has to be the worst pub in london, why our fans all turn up to it to drink almost £10 pints of terrible beer out of plastic pots, queue for an hour to get served and sing songs at the minimum wage bar staff who don't want to be there i have no idea. We on the other hand will be frequenting much higher end establishments off the beaten track that provide stylish surroundings, good beer and are away from football fans.