UncleRay

Here is the link.....Back in for Collins according to the Mail!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2094054/Billy-Sharp-joins-Southampton-Matthew-Upson-snubs-loan-switch.html

According to the Mail Online 1 minute ago. Upson has turned down a loan signing to us! Ar*e! On Google but cannot get the Mails page to load.

Inspired.

Son left 10 minutes early and just phoned me from Charlton station to tell me he was stood next to Rupert Lowe. At least Lowe had the sense to get out early. The man has some balls...or he is just daft!

A new low Nineteen. No need and a sadly misguided attempt at sanctimonious humour .......why do you bother? Please do us a favour and keep thoughts like this in your addled brain. Do not inflict them on the forum. Thanks.

Legend

Had gone to Holland on the qt. On his way back already.

Young Jamie White is heading back to rejoin Saints now!!!!! Horses mouth!

The Portsmouth Crime Scene Investigation team were stunned. They both shared the same DNA and there are no dental records in the whole of Portsmouth

Gravesend............I worship the water you walk on! Awesome job last night. Many thanks.

Baj, Thank you for this. Star turn.

Salmon Pool behind Woodmill. Hours of almost harmless fun 40 years ago! Often caught by Cyril, the gamekeeper who had a white Alsation called Prince. Used to scare the **** out of me. Used to march me home to my mum and confiscate my fishing gear. We were back there the next night!

Here is a tenuous bit of nonsense......the mens world table tennis championship is played for the Swaythling Cup. The cup was donated by Baroness Swaythling of er........Swaythling and I used to poach her salmon!!!!! Taxi!

Hello Sundance..........................Daddies home!!!!! Now behave.

Hello Sundance......................Daddies home!!!!