Challenger

On a brighter note I have heard that three possible companies have inquired about being our shirt sponsors next season. An oil producer, a clothing manufacturer and a delivery company. Rumour has it they are TOTAL ,FCUK and UPS.

Can you please refrain from using the word spunk on this forum as my wife finds it very distasteful.

The only way this extremely naive club can only start to remove the piss stain hanging over everything is to start the sackings the second this appeal is rejected.

" If it isn't broke, consider breaking it ". Well it's truly smashed to fuck now, so I'm all ears on what these data-driven, stato nerds are now going to do about it. They took so long earlier in the season to see that their data picked manager was useless, keeper a liability and the football ineffective without a proper CF. They then stumble upon a winning formula only to then piss it away trying to gain marginal advantages. They're like an Olympic sprinter wearing wellington boots taking a banned substance to try to improve his time. Naive as fuck outfit.

Relax, out of the two Boro players performing the execution, the first missed Tonda,s neck and the other was too tired to pull the lever.

Relax, out of the two Boro players performing the execution, the first missed Tonda,s neck and the other was too tired to pull the lever.

If only there was someone we could blame for all this

I pulled on my incontinence panties ready for the Boro predicted 12.30 statement. Guess I will have to take them back off now.

To be fair, all those photographed like this are going to look fucking stupid if all this goes tits up .

No doubt it will have a Coronation Street theme to it.

The club needs an arse kicking, not necessarily because they spied but because this pillock was fucking useless at doing it.

The equivalent Boro squinny page is well outstripping this.

Maybe he discovered that James Corden was taking the Boro fitness sessions ? Makes sense as the fat fucker seems very outspoken on the issue and Boro blow out of their arses after 60 mins.

So the same as Leeds then plus an inflationary uplift. Be very surprised if that's all we get.

Said it before and I'll say it again, Southampton are a perfect club to be made an example of with a severe punishment. Big enough for all to notice, small enough that nobody cares.

Indeed, however most clubs are not so pathetically naive like us to get caught.

Just tell Hull that Boro will be blowing out of their asses by 60 mins ,like a pensioner who's been on the Capstan Full Strengths all his life.

Squealing like pigs with their nuts in a snare.

Apparently Ayling has got a caravan holiday booked.

All he said was " I hope someone torches your caravan and lets your horses out of their field" . All snowflakes nowadays.

Boro to start hard and fast again, hope to nick a goal, then dig in.

Razor and Katie Price go house hunting. Razor quickly finds the fridge, Katie the bed.

If the FA want to make an example with a hard punishment, then a club like Southampton would be absolutely prime for them.

Now in the same position that the Tories were in, scratching around for the least worst candidate, hoping something improves. Maybe Starmer should now use his own advice back then and call for a GE to sort it all out, but of course now nobody knows what the fuck we will end up with.

Not condoning the episode ( if proved ) but if Jürgen Klopp for example was caught in the bushes with a notepad and binoculars, fuck all would be done about it.