TheAlehouseBrawlers

…take a brave man to fook with him.

I'm guessing all these innocent smoggie victims voting aren't watching SKY on their hookie firesticks and cheating broadcasters out of revenue? In the meantime a certain golf course near Middlesbrough has had a sudden influx of new member applications from Wrexham, Derby, Norwich, Birmingham, Swansea, Bristol, Sheffield, Preston, Stoke........... You’re gonna need to build a bigger wall Gibbo

That'll do. Seemed really tense inside the stadium during the game, they're a decent side but not good enough to deal with us. Time for them to stop grizzling and get on flattening that hill and building a big new fence.

I’m sure the Met are breathing a sigh of relief (well, until the prospect of Millwall/West Ham next season) now that thousands of them and us could have been sharing the same underground to and from Wembley if we were also to make it. That would have been…fun.

“Cry in a minute, they’re gonna cry in a minute, cry…” Their fans and manager may have to get used to hearing that a bit now

Quite witty with the hill bit…but if I were picky, maybe “spy” rather than “scout”.

Just for the Boro fans…

Hopefully the more hysterical tarts in their fanbase are mostly online and not travelling south on Tuesday. We're in block 20 for this and they are gonna be a right fucking annoyance banging on and crying about it. Point and laugh is probably best.

They may feel they've fooked up their best opportunity to win this now, they pumped up their crowd and played the victim hoping it would give them the edge and it ain't worked. Hellberg wouldn't look round at Tonda when he went to shake his hand before kick-off, now he's softening his stance knowing the boot is on the other foot and will be expecting a bit of heat from our lot when they roll up at St Mary's. Let's make sure we give it back to them, we need to make it a hostile environment Tuesday night, whistling down any boro possession like that evening game against the skates years ago and just keep at it.

Then boro should be charged with fucking gross incompetence. How amateurish to do that prep in full view of the general public standing on a hill.

Particularly if we put them out and go up. It's been reported that promotion is now worth over £170m, that's what at stake. We'll get a £500,000+ fine and likely other sanctions if proved, all we need now is the cameras to pick out Redknapp in the crowd winking towards the directors box.

Nice to see John McGinn mocking boro with his goal celebration last night

They've been trying to whip their fans into a frenzy all week up there, this has taken it to the next level and the SFC team bus is now guaranteed a hostile welcome. Shoddy on our part if truth but if all turns out to be 'boro lead hoax it probably won't come to light until after and would have had the desired effect on spicing this up. Whatever happens up there, we need to give it back with interest on Tuesday. And I always quite liked Bob Mortimer too.

If anyone missed out 2 tickets have popped up as available…if you’re quick!

It's a crazy situation where they don't go on sale to members until after 11am this morning, it's been far too restrictive to try and sell tickets in such a short space of time. This window, where they'd have quickly sold out if it was earlier, leaves fans with little more than a day to sort travel and accommodation for a near 600 mile round trip and unhelpful early set-off for the lunchtime kick-off.