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Mike Dean, not a good referee and even more so a interesting person. He is really into Warhammer and spends alot of time painting the Holy Knights of Saturn battle packs - fair play to the lad. That's all i will say on the matter.

I've spent some time with "Big Jas" in the 90's, I remember he cooked a beautiful Beef Stroganoff, served with a fluffiest mash - akin to clouds, and peas - all this was washed down with some Red Wine - it was divine and I'm shocked he never went into catering, what a guy. I know he will turn my club into a war machine capable of domination at the top level, we just need to let him "cook" as the kids say. That's all i will say on the matter.

I pretty much summed it up to perfection. You just don’t like it because it’s not your club. 100 percent I’m done saying anymore on this odious topic.

Preseason friendlies really bring out the utter bed wetting, gender neutral toilet, just stop oil, Andrew Tate, Oceangate Submarine people in the fanbase. Well done for not understanding what preseason is about, stick to playing football manager on your gameboy That's all i will say on the matter.

Why is this annoying people? It's no different to what many owners have done, Watford etc and to some extent now our owners......own several clubs, move players around to save money, get more to spend etc. Oh is it because you have issues with the Saudis? and their "human rights"? No one says the same when we get Chinese owners, American owners (who if you are being politcal have probably contributed to the biggest issues ever in the middle east), Russians when they were allowed or any other dodgy multi millionaires who probably have shit on people to amass their fortunes... Smacks of jealousy really, im sure if we were owned by Saudis and doing the same you'd be all for it.....massive yawnfest...FOOTBALL IS ABOUT MONEY AND WON'T EVER CHANGE That's all i say on the matter.

Should the club get him back on the 4 Burner Gas stove and let him cook down the Hell’s Kitchen we call St Mary’s? Or should we boo him like the good old days? discuss to your hearts content that’s all I will say on the matter

Labour Party couldn’t run an illegal invasion into Iraq. that’s all I will say on the matter

the situation with RL is like Starbucks, when it arrived on our shores it was incredible but over time it’s become bloated and under used. Richard Lambert, once like Matthew Le Tissier a hero of mine, now they believe the earth is made from fox hair and the government is mind controlling us with Peppa Pig re-runs. its ashame what some whack job scientists can make people believe, and they have succeeded with these 2. I wish them well on their journey to Utopia thats all I will say on the matter

Would the club be interested in Mendy? that’s all I will say on the matter

Sorry I have to make a further comment. RAF Twit

This chap looks like he has been on monkey dust. Wish him well. and thats all i will say on the matter

Sad that he will ruin his career at Liverpool All i will stay on the matter

one friendly doesn’t define a season, it’s like a shag, first one is poor and you improve with time. that’s all I will say on the matter

Adam is a true gent and a scholar, I had the pleasure of hearing him talk at length about Southampton FC. I came away crying. Club should honour him in some way. All the best Adam. That's all i will say on the matter

Having watched Swansea in depth last season, I had a whiff Martin was 3rd choice for the scouts at Southampton, I like the Manning lad. He is like a good red wine, versatile, full bodied and gives you a headache. Good player to have thats all I will say on the matter

I met Huw at a service station on the M4, he was grabbing some rump steak from m&s. that’s all I will say on the matter

James Ward Prowse, the enigma. If he wasn’t a player that rose through the ranks, would there be much fuss about him? The whole scenario reminds me of smithy and gavin in that welsh documentary, eventually one of them has to leave. Im not convinced in him as a footballer, yes he scores the odd free kick and goal, but his corners are hit or miss. His all round play is sluggish and bland, like porridge. if we pick up 35 million plus, I’d be happy and sleep like a log. that’s all I will say on the matter

I promised my wife I wouldn't renew, so I didn't and i'm now single. On the plus side I have got a season ticket, sat amongst the chaos Chapel stand, or as i call it "Dunkirk" Proper can't wait to tear it up and cause some mischeif on the road, got some bubbles to blow when we visit Millwall - gonna get tasty. That's all i will say on the matter.

35 grand for playing with your purple headed warrior or/and wizards sleeve. Whoever it is needs to have their head wobbled. Think of all the grot you can get on Only Fans for that, Anne Widdacombes thong is 10k. That's all i will say on the matter

Ohhh salisuuuuu, ohhhh salisuuuuuu, you make my brain huuuurt - great chant, rubbish player..... has the potential to be a world beater but has the attitude of a skunk. Can't wait for him to depart and ruin someone else's defence set up. Swear it's Olivier Bernard anway. That's all i will say on the matter

Saints Rob comes across on Twitter as a jilted ex, he once had a deep and meaningful relationship with the club and it ran off with a better dressed and career driven fan. He now pretends he knows her inside and out, and in reality he is sat at home crying into his draper tools beanie. I’m sure he is a good crack down Nando’s with the boys, when he orders a top tier spicy half a chicken, but, that can’t hide his pain. that’s all I will say on the matter

They have breathed new life into the club, it was a festering pit of soulless wannabes akin to a crowd at a spice girls concert. I think they can take us places most of us could only dream about, and I only dream about Kellogg’s factories onwards my saints! that’s all I will say on the matter

Interesting player, he is a pro at Trivial Pursuit - don’t let him get any Literature…or you might aswell call it a day! hope he gets more of chance in the lower leagues where his pace will be a nightmare for championships sloggers. thats all I will say on the matter

Whoever is made captain needs to have the brain of a shrew and the guile of a possom. I'd personally pick Lyanco, he has that certain charm and bet he smells terrific. That's all i will say on the matter.

This lad reminds me of a sturdy wooden door, no one is getting past that thing without a chainsaw. Welcomed signing with Lavia off to graze on the wild pastures of Premier football. That's all i will say on the matter.