Gloucester Saint

Nigel Farage is full of shit anyway so it makes sense to use it that way.

Pre-match entertainment show at Fratton. Bit highbrow for Westwood after 15 pints of Stella but better value than a light show. They could even raise money for Children in Need by wearing their TY sponsor kit again from 03/04.

https://www.aol.com/articles/dirty-diaper-alleged-donald-trump-141713000.html 😂😷🤣🤮🤢💨💩🚽

Or Derbys, wouldn’t have to move house either. Yorks would be funny!

We were sent down one of those down a steep hill for my a friend’s birthday years ago (Zorbing I think it’s called). Far more scary than any encounter with the toothless, crime-afflicted residents of Middlesbrough. Glad we went for the strapped in option - the two lads who did the aqua filled one saw their Zorb turn claret as they collided with each other, one lad’s knee smashing into the other’s nose.

This Reddit thread summarises it nicely. In his first term, Captain Shitpants said that he’d not mind more immigrants if they were from countries like Norway. 🇳🇴 As someone else said, with their Sovereign Fund (reminding the UK of errors of the 1980s), best health care, education and some of the world’s finest scenery, how will the Norwegians cope?

Something for Labour to hit the Mail, Express and Telegraph with on socials every time they’re hysterical about a budget statement. Especially Allister Heath, he needs his nose rubbing in those quotes every day for the rest of his career, and life. https://www.facebook.com/nobodylikesatory/posts/your-reminder-of-what-the-mail-express-and-sun-thought-about-liz-truss-and-her-k/1487035672791797/ https://www.thenewworld.co.uk/allister-heath-keeps-the-brexit-faith/

If this was 1 April, it would easily pass for a Fools spoof. But it isn’t, it appears to be a real book and she’s absolutely fucking deranged.

Not surprising with incidents like this

Hull & E Yorks Mayor showing naked and sexualised pictures of himself

Player-coach options don’t come much better if he wants to keep playing. 50 wickets in Lancs worst ever side in the red ball division Hants will be playing in. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cmy0ek8vnxzko

Anti-Semitic slur used when defending a Kansas GOP Senator around suing patients for unpaid debts when he was a physician. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/president-uses-antisemitic-slur-defending-roger-marshall-kansas-rally-rcna604497 Kansas is redder than a Royal Mail 📮 so astonishing that it’s so tight as GOP wins it by miles under nearly every context. Biden apologised after using it in 2014. Needless to say, Trump did not.

In the queue for the men’s toilets in Phuket.

Better than Prince Andrew. Or just Andrew these days.