Gloucester Saint

Troy Deeney is notorious for being as thick as pig’s shit (and we know our farms here) in Gloucestershire for his diabolical spell as FGR’s manager, sending them spiralling out of the EFL. Even for Dale Vince, that was a mental appointment to make to hire someone who can’t string a sentence together.

It’ll be a very large fine, say £1.5m and tbh it probably should be. Legally banning a team from the play-offs given the Leeds precedent would be a legal hornet’s nest for the EFL. No advantage was gained, but it was an idiot thing to do.

ICI produce some dangerous chemicals, could be another Salisbury incident. Dragan plays a round at Stoneham, gets unwell suddenly clutching a contaminated driver…..

Was Middlesbrough as grotty as I remember it being during the 2010s?

It’s strange how major incidents seem to stem from activity on grassy knolls… 😂

Nobody in the North East does and Yorkshire isn’t fussed about them. Newcastle and Sunderland are only interested in each other, Leeds focus on Man U in the PL and Sheff Utd/Weds in the Champ. Hartlepool and Darlington do their thing. Tried to buy their way into the big time 1990s - Juninho was very decent, Ravanelli decent but expensive, but Emerson having seen him live was the most half-arsed overseas player during that period or any period. And we’ve had our fair share of those! Vanished since then until we sent them down at home under Puel.

Sour grape flavour. It’s what they put on their Parmo up there.

We could even feed them. It’s been a while since those juicy rats 🐀 they enjoyed away to Birmingham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U

Cranked it up for his fellow Saffer and ex-national skipper. Been half a length too short so far.

Best that you think before you type John.

Some tunes for Tuesday night: As @Matthew Le God posted earlier - Police Every Step You Take Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell Papparazzi - Lady Gaga One Way or Another - Blondie Watching Me - Collective Soul

To be expected https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/middlesbrough-children-lagging-behind-gcse-25472725

If you’ve ever been there, you’ll know how close to mark that is. They’ll remain bitter until the next tranche of levelling up money. And then still moan.