Stripey McStripe Shirt

You don't have to read them through every time mate. Most tickets have more or less the same standard text / stadium rules etc.

Personally I'd just bite the bullet and activate the €400m buy out clause now. Bring him home.

Can't say I've been keeping up with the "rumours" much this summer. But if that rumour is doing the rounds, I don't think that 4 second video goes anyway to disproving anything. For the record, I like Stu and have doubts that he's the type of player/person that would go on strike and refuse to train.

Obviously Harry Maguire.

Don't want to make this conversation too high brow, but wouldn't it make more sense to use Goldilocks for this analogy?

Agreed, golf isn't a real sport.

Only smiling with all the players that weren't here for last season's shit show.

It's all just a bit sad really. Unfortunately he's a bit less intelligent than even your average footballer (which is saying something) and is being sent into a vicious cycle of craziness the more he "researches" stuff.

That's the level-headed and patient Saints fan attitude that we all love.

Why would someone on his salary settle for rump steak?

Don't normally agree with JSO's methods, but this is quite funny (though shame they didn't use paint on this occasion).

There's a new BBC sexual deviant in the news this morning which will help it get swept under the carpet.

U ok Hun?

Isn't he in prison now?

You know that's not real, right?

I've read and researched all sides of the story and opposing opinions. I've concluded (like most sane people) that conspiracy theorists are nut jobs.

The club wishes him luck for the future. Strange that they don't specify good or bad though.

Hard to believe a young man from Mali has a slightly different culture/dress sense to Keef from Southampton.

Yep, that logic proved faultless when appointing Nathan Jones.

WE NEED NEW HAND DRYERS. NOW!

I quite like sponsors on shirts. They give them a bit of uniqueness. So much so that I have stuck a Sportsbet.io logo on my League 1 sash kit.

They can't all be like Nathan Jones.

Nah, doubt that'll happen.

Well I for one think it's a fairly lovely kit (except the sponsor).