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It is impossible to imagine being lower than...*checks notes*...4th in the table...

Thankfully Ipswich are due to start falling away any day now

Point gained on the autos. Successful afternoon so far with other results going out way.

Probably not.

What's everyone's thoughts on the Princess conspiracy theories?

Happy Triggered Turkish Day, everyone!

What happened v Leicester in 2019. I have no recollection 🤥

All missing their glory days of battling it out for the coveted 17th place by the looks of it. Once a Saint, always a Saint.

Do you think there is a correlation with performance? It's turning the lights on and off for a few minutes to amuse the kids. Why does it bother people so much?

It's a real honour to watch Klopp's kids. A night I'm sure none of us will ever forget.

"Klopp's kids". Fuck, the fucking, fuck off.

Apart from the save from Lumley 1 minute earlier?

Everton points deduction has been reduced to 6 points. Premier League clearly shat themselves that Everton might genuinely have been at risk of the drop.

Genuine question, does anyone really expect Klopp to leave at the end of the season? I'm relatively certain he'll do a full U-turn and stay, whatever happens for the rest of this season. It's all mind-games and drama. It's going to be a sickening, media wank-fest on a level unparalleled when he announces he's staying because he has unfinished business (if they don't win the league this season) / the fans are too special for him to leave.

Looks like their fans are setting off all their flares today. Clearly not expecting to be able to use them against the quadruple slayers. UTFS.

Thanks for the update Glasgow.

Oh well, onwards and upwards. This game has been a bit of an unnecessary distraction for the past few weeks but now time for the team to take inspiration from Nathan Jones heroics and break the hearts of a team chasing a quadruple (assuming they beat Chelsea tomorrow). This time, it'll be Klopp that cries. UTS. Score prediction 1-3. Sulemana to turn on the style with a brace. Cherry on the top with a Downes wonderstrike.

The atmosphere sounds electric at the game in ITV 1.

Bang. You're dead.

Is this on sky red button? If so, how is it access via the SkyGo app? Sure someone told me how last time we were on it as wasn't in a logical place...

Was well outside the box but a definite foul/ yellow card offence.

Bollocks.

We'll be the first club to play with the new LGBTQQIP2SAA ball. Trailblazers. https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/efl-and-puma-launch-footballs-first-ever-rainbow-ball

Random bump, but this turned out to be quite true I think.