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You're thinking of the Hokey Cokey, not Ring-a-ring O' roses. No need to thank me for the correction.

The media being amazed every time a goalkeeper has details of penalty takers on his water bottle, despite the fact that pretty much all keepers have done it for years.

Blue shorts, I'd hope...

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1807862532251812072?t=o-a3E0ZmJ6BMct1V3P9SrA&s=19

Bloody hell, could you imagine if Jack Stephens broke down in tears like this mid-game?

Couldn't see a thread on this. Permanent move complete. Are we the first professional club ever to sign two Taylor's on the same day? Feels like an opportunity missed to release the new kit and have some kind of 'tailor' pun on social media. https://x.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1807776179413278838?t=LzFJLCJPYY3lGYLE-iGm-Q&s=19

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Bellingham? More like Belling-end.

Zero chance of England being able to break down a side defending a lead. Roll on the World Cup...

So, after about 20 years of solid rejections I have finally got a place in the London Marathon for next year. Annoyingly I had also signed up to Manchester Marathon (which is on the same day) a few weeks ago on the assumption that I wouldn't get in to London. Who here has done a marathon and how does London compare to others? Any top tips for training? I've done a few Half's in about 1:45 so have set a target of 3:45 for the full...

I had to turn my volume up. She was speaking a bit too quietly for me.

We are the only PL club not to have announced any friendlies yet according to this...https://www.premierleague.com/news/3916186 Seems odd that there's not been a sniff of anything much yet.

I hate this format of most the third placed teams going through to the knockouts. Makes the jeopardy of the last group games much less interesting.

I played the role of a star in the pre-school nativity once. Not only that, I was the ONLY star in the show. Didn't have any words and just stood at the back of the stage for a bit. Think I also wet myself and tripped over when leaving the stage. Don't you dare downplay my achievements.

Why should he waste his time telling you? Open your eyes and do your own research. You'll be amazed what you find. 🫠

The Dutch and French Nike kits are undeniably sexy though.

The mistake was to disallow the goal on field before VAR intervened. I'm assuming, as it wasn't 'clear and obvious ' then the advice is to stick to the on field decision. Either way, the outcome was bollocks and wholly unsurprising that English officials were at the centre of it. Can't wait to be back in the Prem next season...

Don't be a fanny. We've beaten Everton, Spurs and West Ham away in relatively recent seasons. And haven't done too badly against Arsenal either. If we're still in the mix in late April/May, there's nothing to say we won't pick up a few points with a bit of belief (though obviously it'll be tough...). Anyway, it's all moot. We will be on the beach having qualified for the Champions League by May.

Let's hope we're safe by April then....

I bet 20 years ago you or your brother didn't think you'd still be living off that witty retort.

First home game = West Ham First away game = Liverpool Boxing Day = Spurs away NYD = Fulham home Last game = Brentford away

Cole Palmer embracing this initiative at the Euros.

Please tell me that's not a real thing that they're actually trying to sell?