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Reporting on shit internet trends in the name of journalism. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yg690e9eno

Let's hope so. Such a brilliant sponsor. In all seriousness, aren't gambling sponsors soon to be banned?

Can't stand it. Has the potential to be a useful tool for networking etc. but is absolutely full of odious people (like all other social media) plus loads more brown-nosers. Discuss.

Jammy f@#*ING gits! 🤬

Seems like you were getting less confident the more you typed.

To be honest, yes, re-reading your post that is pretty much exactly what you were suggesting.

Anyone do the Southampton or Brighton marathons last weekend? Bit sweaty?

GrAhAm PoTtEr!!!? 🤪

This is the 4th relegation I've endured since becoming a Saints fan. The others all hurt. This one I don't really feel anything. Disappointment? Nope. Anger? Nope. Sadness? Nope. Just indifference. Maybe it's because we've known for months. Maybe it's because I'm older. Maybe I'm just a shit fan. Who cares.

At least we'll be on the Disney Channel if we play Wrexham next season. Highly appropriate for this Mickey Mouse outfit.

Anyone know what Derby's goal difference was? Could come down to fine margins.

Exceeded my wildest expectations.

Got a good feeling we're going to score tonight and potentially only lose by a couple of goals. UTS.

Too late for April Fools I'm afraid.

Finished 0-0. Seems like the club rot is reaching the women's team too.

Playing Pompey tonight at St Mary's. Anyone know if there is a stream available?

Do we have free tampons in the men's toilets yet?

Was a cheeky insurance post. If they're shit (which they have proved to be), then fantastic. If they fluked a run (which they now clearly won't), then I'd have looked like an absolute football genius.

Brilliant to go in to international week on a high after only losing by one goal. Hopefully the lads take a well earned break and come back feeling refreshed and ready to take on the final few games of the season with a positive mindset.

Feels like more. No doubt it will be more soon.

Fantastic. We will go on to lose the game 4-1 rather than 4-0. Progress.

Always pick your most competent player to take penalties. Ramsdale then.

To think, there's weird posters on the Pompey Takeover thread in the Lounge that are concerned Pompey will sneak into the play-offs. 😂

Thanks for putting my mind at ease chaps.

Winning v Leeds (on ITV for anyone who cares). Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits.