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This guy. Every time.

How I felt about him in the last 3/4 of last season...

Actually, just their version of the Charity Shield I think. Still, seems a nonsense being played out there.

Spanish Super Cup Final on at the moment. El Classico. In Saudi. What the fuck's that all about? Not going to be long before the FA Cup / Carabao cup final is over there too I reckon.

Has he actually been sold, rather than loan? Have a feeling we'll look back at this in a few years time as a silly bit of business if so.

Just to confirm, no real change here today.

Lol. They've made you look like a right mug.

He nearly scored against Wrexham. Could have defined his whole career in English football had he got his foot to it.

Imperial weather.

Bit wet and breezy here (up north), but nothing exceptional. I'll keep you all updated if anything changes.

The brand of soap, Imperial Leather. Why isn't it Imperial Lather?

That is highly insulting (to mince).

The cricket equivalent of Russ-ball? Don't worry about trying to score, just pass it around the back for hours until you bore the opposition into submission.

Thought that waiter in the foreground looked dodgy.

Even when the pressure is off and you start to think England aren't utterly shit, you soon realise that, actually, England are still utterly shit (bar Root this test).