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Pele is arguably the greatest of all time. Doesn't mean I'd want him starting for Saints v Preston today though.

Preston. Home of the EFL HQ. Let's stuff 'em.

Never wank with shears.

Boro. Hard to believe they'll stop crying, but you never know.

Excellent point all things considered. WBA boss didn't shake Tondas hand at the end?

My phone is telling me it's 2-0 and half time...

Depends if we played him in the U18s or not I guess.

I agree, up to the point about it being "legitimate". Because surely it's the paperwork that makes it legitimate.

Seem to recall the ball was a few metres away from his hand, but let's keep quiet about that in case Boro decide it's worth of a retrospective points deduction.

Good achievement. Did Finn Azaz come second? Also massive congratulations to Alexia Putellas of London City Lionesses for winning the women's award. Fantastic for the WSL.

Can't believe he had a baby with his agent 😳

Only shit fans don't remember his goal v Reading.

Particularly like that Barclays described it as the 'Icing on the cake' for their growth strategy. Lovely and compassionate towards the 5000 being made redundant.

Fair play. He's turned it around. Look forward to seeing him back at St Mary's next season.

Didn't realise he was being managed by Ivan Juric.