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Need to take emotions out of it Americans get it.

Does he have a mask on? A bit like at the end of Scooby Doo.

This. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c30jp9q4jp6o

He's talking about the Premier League last season I think. Seems unlikely we'd have won it, but you never know.

Man Utd deploying very 'Saints against 10 men-esque' tactics.

For some reason, every now and again, I think of this tweet and remember what trailblazers we used to be.

Time to avenge the 9-0 properly. 10-0. Nothing less.

The Ashes

Yep. I'd volunteered to my wife to do the baby early morning feeds for the next few days whilst she has a lie in, on the expectation that I'd have some cricket to watch. Now what's the point? I've come across as a semi-decent husband and father for absolutely sodding reason.

Aussies will win this by at least 8 wickets from here. Scandalous really after yesterday's lifeline.

Oh c**t f**king c**t bags.

I've lived in Crawley for a few years and can confirm it's a shit hole. I've also watched Crawley, and can confirm he's a shit cricketer.

Should have had a lie in.

100%.