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Even the commentators were praising the atmosphere long before the second goal.

Never in doubt. See you at Wembley for the semi and for the final.

Momentum swing ever since the dodgy THB pass.

What are you blithering on about?

I'll be more pleased about it next time. More frustrating that it's a road I used to drive on a lot and was previously 30mph (in my years of living near it, never any accidents or issues that I'm aware of).

Heart genuinely skipped a beat.

Looks like they spent some pretty serious cash renovating Fratton Park since I last went.

A genuine worry. I think Trump is a lunatic, in part, because he's old and senile. JD doesn't have that excuse yet.

Just got a letter to tell me I've been caught speeding. Doing 25mph in a 20 speed limit zone. Fuck the Welsh.

They will probably go and win Euro 28 now. Weird nation.

Left BT TV/internet last week having been a customer for about 15 years. Phoned them to see if I could get a better deal but they weren't interested in the slightest so switched to Sky. Almost from the minute the switch was confirmed I have been getting calls from their retentions team about 4-5 times a day. They never leave a message but the one time I picked up to tell them to sod off, the line cut immediately. If they couldn't be arsed to keep me as a customer and then made me go through the hassle of switching, I'm not sure what makes them think I'm going to waste hours of my life switching back again.

Being a shit DJ?

Yep, will confess, I don't bother with food recycling for this very reason.

Station Premier Inn is much for convenient than the racecourse. Couple of decent pubs within a 1 minute walk (e.g Old Harkers Arms on the canal or Corner House the opposite direction). If you've not been before it's worth the 5 minute walk into the city centre to see the rows and the walls (including the second most photographed clock in the country, apparently). Plenty of other good pubs and restaurants about too.