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Ding dong! Who's there? Jordan Henderson. Jordan Henderson who? The boring old bloke with nothing left to offer England.

10 mins away from consecutive clean sheets. Solid.

I miss Southgate.

What's this weird Viking rowing thing the Norwegian fans have started doing. Its up there with "mauled by the tigers" for naffness.

Norway making a mockery of the naff group stage format, making 10 changes v France. France take the lead after 6 mins. Could quite easily be 4-0 already.

Kind of bad for you that you're based in Southend though.

Looking forward to the pride match tonight. Should be a cracker.

Calling @trousers (Yes, I know the alarm says 6:00, rather than 6:30)

Spygate was stupid from us. But classless from many, many others.

The news when it reports a death toll that is obviously going to rise. For example, 32 deaths currently in Venezuela, but expected to potentially rise above 100,000 😥 What is the point in reporting the current number when it's so clearly meaningless?

I thought it was called a reality check.

Grealish and Cam Archer?

Sounds like you're watching England.