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Will be a miracle if he even makes the bench.

Poor sods were complaining about having to travel to Wembley too often as well. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the City fans!

The guy off Gavin and Stacey? He hates us, remember.

If you flirt too much at the Christmas party, HR (or in this case, the FA), would probably get involved

Do the club control the narrative on when news is released? Surely the FA would/could announce it first?

Due a statement with the corner flag any moment now, surely?

I just wish we had the opinion of say, the Wycombe Wanderers manager.

Back for the Boro game, excellent. And the good news, if we can find away of arguing he's not working for us at that time, he can go for a quick round of golf somewhere near Middlesbrough.

I'm still pissed off about that whole saga.

Isn't it a human right to just stand in a public area with a phone? Just an oversight of that whole spying thing.

I reckon 10 game ban which will take us to *checks notes* just after the Boro game to ensure the wet fannies get as much sporting advantage as possible 🕵️

Who's upset?

We might be cheats, but they really lack a bit of class.