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Beware of complacency.

Second half is going to be much tougher.

If I decide to splurge on a prime fillet steak instead of a cheap burger, why should I be expected to pay a higher tip (i.e percentage of my bill) for exactly the same service?

Play up Po....nah can't do it 🤢🤮

I hope the social media team have saved that bit of condescending commentary ("in the country? They can test that theory against Man City in the cup") just in case.

Don't get me started on supermarkets who have a food bank donation point straight after the tills. Absolutely no disrespect for food banks, but multi billion pound companies asking me to donate a tin of beans just seems insulting. I saw in Waitrose the other day you can buy what appeared to be a mystery bag of food for £5 (I think).

Why? Just add it to the advertised cost of that's the case.

Discretionary service charges added to restaurant bills.

Pompey fans are going to be fucking weird and celebrate when they lose tonight. Bit like their famous West Brom loss all over again. Freaks. Got a banana skinny feeling about tonight. Hopefully I'm wrong, but all good things must come to an end. Personally I think play offs are out of reach (bar a miraculous run continuing from us...if we win them all, it's about 50/50 chance of autos imo) so would take a point.

Are @Turkishand @suewhistle the same person? Suspiciously similar posting styles.

What human fatalities have there been in horse racing?

How long would people suggest it normally takes to get from Wembley to Euston after a game?

Don't think the 'What is this line?' line works. Suggest you change that to something else.

Bare in mind there'll be about 20,000 more people running this years marathon than in 2016.

Am I missing something? Why does it take so long to confirm the dates/times? It's 2 games. We know the teams and the stadium they'll be played at. I reckon I could organise it in less than 5 minutes following the draw and give people a chance of booking train tickets at a semi-reasonable rate...