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Just switched it on at the end of half time. Has anyone said something like Cole*-Play yet? That'd be a good play on words. * Palmer, get it?

Are Saints likely to get some kind of financial bonus if Lavia becomes a world champion with Chelsea tonight?

Even the fixture list is getting in on it. They're playing Stevenage first game of the season.

I don't really get why people find things like this so funny. Yes, warning systems have improved in recent years/decades as there wasn't previously the mechanism/awareness to provide such warnings. Things have changed. But if you look what an amber health warning actually means, it's that the NHS might be affected and there may be travel disruption etc. For anyone that's ever worked in the NHS or had to travel during hot weather, I doubt that's wildly surprising. If by issuing a warning prompts a few people to take sensible precautions such as staying out of the midday sun, wearing suncream, keeping hydrated, looking after elderly neighbours/relatives or making sensible travel plans, I don't really see what the issue is. I can guarantee there'll be an increase in morons complaining they've got entirely avoidable heatstroke over the weekend or other vulnerable people struggling. Despite what people on football forums might laugh about, the climate is getting warmer (yeah, yeah it was hot in '76, I know) so gearing up for adapting to it can only be a good thing. How the hell did I ever cope in the olden days?

Forgot to add the Friends Provident logo.

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Captain Jack. Here til 2028. Whatever your feelings about the guy, I don't doubt he loves the club and will be an asset in the Championship.

He's Finnish?

This is nice. Is it the first time team mates have been engaged/married in English football? Probably not...

Eugh, but I hate Travelodges. Stayed in one once and there was a skidmark on the bed sheet.

I think you're thinking of P&O Ferries.

And seems to think you can't have any lighting except strobe lighting. Pain for the ears and the eyes.

Actually, no.

You know he doesn't give given some kind of master key for all locks in the city, don't you?

Why Blackburn?