Stripey McStripe Shirt

Probably stretching the imagination a bit here, but is it possible that for whatever reason he completely innocently traveled up north in advance of the home leg (who knows, to visit friends/family...any other reason in the world) stayed at a hotel and by pure coincidence, without previously realising, was the same place Boro train. Once he's realised, he's sneakily gone to have a look and sent a couple of pics on WhatsApp along the lines of "Lol you're never going to guess who's training outside my hotel"? And then needed a poo, hence the sudden trip to the toilet.

Appreciate not the main issue here, but genuine question, is it legal to disclose this information about someone's spending habits publicly?

Sky Sports News resident bitter moron, Charlie Austin, is on Sky Sports News soon to give his valued opinion on what an appropriate punishment should be for Saints. When Charlie Austin talks, people listen, because he really knows his stuff, so I hope he puts us in a balanced and positive light.

SPORTING SANCTIONS NOW!!!

Sleep well buddy 😘

Ayling seemed on good terms with THB in the second half. He can't have been that offended.

WE WILL BE (GOING TO WEM-BER-LY)

Waste of a free kick from Manning. Why not keep possession!

My cat just shat itself!!!!

Looking increasingly unlikely that we will score the 4 more goals we need to over turn the 3-0 first leg deficit.

Bloody hell, Peretz is great but makes me nervous sometimes....really hope a brain fart from him doesn't cost us.

Yep, normally when people say this about the opposition, I disagree and say people need to take off their Saints-tinted glasses, but there have been so many snide remarks about sportsmanship, spying etc. that it's bordering on unprofessional.

2000 of them in the away end. Oops, sorry, you said pens...

Ball boy pissing off Boro players. Bit of a prat, but good lad. Sky commentators banging on about us being kicked out of the play offs again.

SPORTING SANCTIONS NOW!!!!!!!