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Maybe he wanted to start a family.

You're thinking of Steve Owen. Michael Owen's dad.

Yeah, but, Saints (or Tonda) haven't brought the game in to disrepute. Nobody would have been the wiser of Boro hadn't grassed. So, technically, they're the ones who should be punished. Case closed, your honour.

Sorry for any spoilers to anyone who hasn't caught up to circa year 2000 in EastEnders.

Also, his brother was shot by his girlfriend on his own doorstep. I'd be paranoid too.

Also, his brother was shot by his girlfriend on his own doorstep. I'd be paranoid too.

I'm not Bazunu.

I'd give 100% too, but doesn't mean I'd be any good.

Maybe someone just forgot to switch them off after the last game?

What are you expecting from him during a prolonged international break?

Think how little time they'll have to prepare to whatever new tactics we implement because of a ban. It'd be a nightmare for them.

I don't really see how a single relegation would be punishment either. If they were relegated to the Championship they'd simply walk the league and probably be back in Europe (if not banned) within a couple of years. Need to be thrown out of the league all together and work their way back up (fairly...).

Have you tried M&S chocolate coated custard creams? A truly diabolical modern twist on a classic. Not sure if I mean that in a good way or not.

Surprised no mention of Russ in this article... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cmn45n5d8wq7o