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Think of the money we could have saved if we'd adopted the same approach for some of our players in recent years.

What makes you think he was talking about Sven? The other two might be equally as competent.

Why haven't the mods pinned this yet?

That's because it's not even a carbonara FFS. Next you'll be telling me you add bacon to it 🫪

Disagree. You can be both.

To be fair, it's quite common for people who don't cook very often to think there's cream in a carbonara. Anyway, let's get back to Spygate.

Carbonara doesn't have cream in. HTH.

When you write an excellent post on SWF and it's the last on the page so doesn't get the credit it deserves.

What about the groundsman?

Much more interested in what James Corden thinks to be honest.

The two aren't mutually exclusive. It's clearly a big deal. We almost certainly didn't gain a material advantage.

How many analysts work at the club? If for instance there were half a dozen more, and all have experience from previous clubs, would be interesting to know how much they'd be willing to put their necks on the line to call it out (if it is indeed rife...). Obviously multiple wrongs, don't make a right. And wouldn't expect any analysts from other clubs to call it out at this time. Anyway, that's my last thought on the matter. Got work today, and my train is just about to pass Wembley. Lucky me.

Surely you've realised we're incompetent by now?

If it does, just drive it in plain sight and hope you don't get caught?

If it isn't broke, consider breaking it. If it is broke, Sports Republic will well and truly obliterate it.