SaintsBarry74

As long as we don't beat Derby's record it can't get any worse than it already is - unless if we somehow bank another 0-9.

FU Derby its only a matter of time

Not possible, thankfully due to the current schedule.

They're shit. Easy job for Juric's lads.

Bazunu?

The great escape begins at Anfield!

Liverpool's kids vs seasoned Saints veterans. Men against boys, still.

Two 0-9 defeats in recent years, most goals conceded in a season, most home defeats in a season and surpassing Derby's horrendous record should qualify us for at least a five-year ban from top-flight football. Call it a mercy ruling.

My grandfather must have been full of shit when he called Saint Mary's a fortress

Sorry boys, but I just can't see us winning this one.

I thought I'd seen the depths of despair after that first 0-9 demolition. Silly me... Saints never fail to deliver new and inventive ways to utterly mortify their supporters. I wish I could stop caring...

Yup. Ive never seen a team collapse as badly as Saints after going 1-0 down.

Watch and learn, Derby. Watch and learn...

Baz still has by far the worst xG ever recorded in the PL and he was track for the same feat in the Championship before his injury - I believe he needed only about -0.5 xG to accomplish it, with many more games to spare. Surely this bloke isn't actually a keeper, let alone him having played in the league with the highest revenue in world football. You couldn't make it up - though as a double 0-9 side threatening Derby's record, perhaps we're just keeping up appearances by having Baz on our payroll.

This has been happening since the last 0-9 defeat. It seems like most Saints fans have become numb to embarrassment.