SaintsBarry74

Shame RM isn’t the favourite anymore. Their fans were in full meltdown at the idea of him taking over.

Yep. Never enjoy a game against these,

Why are we always shit against these, even when they’re a club in crisis?

We somehow always seem to do poorly against these. They've never been more shit in recent times, should be a win for us.

15 pts then

In the wildly optimistic scenario that we actually go up, is 12 points still the target? Or have we decided to dream bigger this time? Not sure I want another season of breaking unwanted records and providing weekly comedy for the rest of the league.

Brilliant for us! Their forum is in meltdown right now, absolutely dreading the thought of Aribo ending up as a RM signing (even though RM never signed him).

Doubt they're dumb enough to sign Bazunu after having endured Danny Ward. Would be amusing if they signed Russell Martin.

I thought we said that last season?

Had a peak at their message board, this post stood out: "Aren't Southampton renowned for that sweeper keeper shite? We keep it pretty simple playing out from the back so as long as he's ok on crosses and shot stopping he'll be fine"

Please get this deal done asap, before they get cold feet.

Is he even allowed to play against us if he's on loan?

I reckon we can take these

Dear Saudi Arabia, if you’re reading, please don’t take away our Premier League-experienced, Man City-trained, Ireland international. And if you insist, just know we won’t accept a penny under £50m.

Baiting? 🎣