Farmer Saint

I don't have a Labia, so that won't work.

Transfer rumours. And whores. Lots and lots of whores.

I have fucked up feet. Does that work for you?

How do I get into the Circle of Trust? Will providing some plausible links via picture clues, and then replying with either some pretentious quotes or Latin proverbs suffice?

I saw it in the paper and then never saw anything else about it - wouldn't assume it's not true.

Shoot them - air rifle. Or catch them and cut their eyes out.

Nope, must have missed that bantz - why was it fake news? Edit: just looked it up - wasn't aware. 🤷‍♂️ Funniest thing is, I wouldn't ever question that not being true - that's how little regard I hold him in.

That was fucking hilarious. Can't do that now though, due to wokeness.

I loved the one of him using a hammer. But genuinely, although the lack of knowledge on how to use a hammer is pretty embarrassing, the lack of intelligence to work out the logical way to use an implement like that (by the PM, no less) is thoroughly worrying.

I don't think it's disrespectful - surely respect is a 2 way street? I don't think anything Sunak has done deserves respect from Russ, Southampton, or frankly anyone. He's an unelected, odious, cretin of an individual.

You OK hun? You seem to be getting very angry about this? Who cares what he thinks about our PM, he's a corrupt fool.

Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm filing it under "it was gonna happen sometime, let it happen in a match like this".

What, you gonna sub them after 30 minutes? Otherwise that's not rotating.

They haven't been dropped, they've been rotated due to the amount of games over the festive period.

And Lallana, Fonte and Schneiderlin. And the most important thing that Ipswich are benefitting from, belief and momentum. RM has had to reverse both of those things.

He's a good bloke is our Russ. Glowing about Aribo.

Well, then I would suggest using an HDMI cable. Never had any issues with them.

Good subs by Russ - we looked better after the changes and should have had 3 or 4 in the last 15 minutes.

Listening to the QPR stream they are very complimentary about the way we play, the way we probe and wait for mistakes, and mentioning how good some of the football we play is.

QPR are quite decent ATM, they are on form, so anything out of this game would be acceptable.

I think you need to read back through, we're talking about the risk when Saints signed him originally, not about signing him now.

I assume you're one of the aforementioned fannies? Pray tell me, where is the "bullshit"?

It depends on Adams - we should have cashed in over the Summer and purchased an additional striker. Luckily we have the best striker in the League already, so it's more just needed as a backup.

I don't think he's saying that - but even with the help of seeing how players are doing, he can't name one player. It is extremely disappointing, and shit business, but it's not going to be the thing that costs us promotion (in fact signing a player to play ahead of AA could have in fact cost us promotion as he's been great) .