Farmer Saint

It's ridiculous.

I've been a few times, back when I was a little younger, and it's shit.

TBH, this is more of a social experiment. It's not really happening.

He may not be injured after all 😬

Uh-oh, Jander 👀

He went to my son's school (as did Dan Harding actually), bit of a local celeb down here 😂

He's what I'm baseball is called a "Quad A player". Too good for the Championship but not good enough for the PL.

THB is nowhere near our best player.

Spord deserves trust

That's extremely disappointing - must have got promises from an agent and then they got cold feet. I know we like to say they're amateurish, but it doesn't tend to happen like that unless they've been stitched up.

Elche are a Valencian team...

Ok, we won't... How's the weather where you are?

OMG, it's @Mixedkebab

What have your contacts told you we're doing? 😂😂😂

Yes, love Afrika Shox!! Great call 👍 Reminded me of this (as Roots Manuva is the vocalist on Dusted on R&S)

Death on the Nile. So, so bad, and I quite like Kenneth Branagh as well.

That comment was only in relation to the Avalanches TBF, but I then decided to add a couple more. I love your suggestions for it though. Top work MK!! 👍 Imagine how angry you've got to be to post at 2am on a Bank Holiday Monday that the Avalanches is not considered as a "bit left field" on a music thread. 😂😂😂

Thanks MK, much appreciated. Keep up your good work serving us the food of immigrants.

A bit left field:

I don't get why people want him out the team after one bad game. He's an enigma and you have to take the rough with the smooth.

Wood will not be our starting CB end of the transfer window.

Pre season being shit doesn't count 5 games into the season. Sorry.

In what world have we defended well in the last 6 years? Why is everyone surprised?

Can we quietly round them up and send them to Rwanda? Or pop them on the Bibby Stockholm, so they can get the free dental work they so need for their 3 remaining nubs that they chew tobacco with?

He's not rated in this country. Has huge holes in his game around concentration and positioning that teams just won't lean into.