Marsdinho

Yeah, sorry. I did have a look, but didnt have time to trawl through all the pages on the other threads.

What governing body would oversee our appeal and make a judgement?

I'll definitely get a ST this season.

About 2 years ago, Collingwood would have been my 1st name down on the team sheet, but he has f*cked me off the last few weeks with his captaincy in the Twenty20 and his loss of batting form. I think he needs a "rest" from the International stage and get some county cricket under his belt again. Bell would be in my Ashes squad though, as he looks hungry and in quite good form at the moment.

pmsl havent heard that for a while

When do they play Saints? Oh...

My starting XI Cook Strauss KP Bopara Shah Flintoff Foster Broad Swann Anderson Onions

Here's a few tips for when you leave.... 1. Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace closet door with curtain. 6 hrs after you go to sleep, have your wife whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble "sorry...wrong rack" 2. Don't eat any food not from a can or that you don't have to add water to. 3. Spend as much time indoors as possible and avoid sunlight. Hang out in dark theaters, windowless buildings, and closets. 4. Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of your tub and move shower head to chest level. During showers, shut off water while soaping. 5. Repeat back everything anyone says to you. 6. Sit in your car for 6 hrs a day with your hands on the wheel, the motor running, but don't go anywhere. 7. Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it to high. 8. Don't watch TV (except movies in the middle of the night). Have family vote on which movie to watch, then show a different one. 9. Only do your laundry in the most crowded laundromat you can find. 10. Leave lawnmower running in living room 6 hrs a day. 11. Have the paperboy give you a haircut. 12. Take hourly readings on your electric and water meters. 13. Sleep with your dirty laundry. 14. Invite guests, but don't have enough food for them. 15. Buy a broken exercise bike and strap it to your kitchen floor. 16. Buy a trash compactor and use it weekly. Store garbage in other side of tub. 17. Wake up every night at midnight and have a PB&J on stale bread (optional: canned ravioli or cold soup) 18. Make up menu a week in advance without looking in cabinets or frig. 19. Set alarm to go off at random times during the night. Jump out of bed and dress as quickly as you can, then run in the yard and grap the garden hose. 20. Once a month, take every appliance apart and put back together. 21. Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow to sit 5-6 hrs before drinking. 22. Invite 85 people you don't really like to visit for a few months. 23. Store your eggs in your garage for 2 months and then cook a dozen each morning. 24. Install a fluorescent lamp on the bottom of your coffee table and lie under it to read. 25. Check you frig compressor for sound shorts. 26. Put a complicated lock on your basement door and wear the key around your neck. 27. Lockwire the lugnuts on your car. 28. When baking a cake, prop up one side of the pan. Then spread the icing really thick on one side to level off the top. 29. Every so often, yell emergency deep. Run to the kitchen and sweep all pots/pans/dishes off the counter onto the floor. Then yell at your wife for not having the place stowed for sea. 30. Wear headphones. Go stand in front of your stove. Say to no one in particular, "stove manned and ready". Stand there for a few hours. Say to one on in particular, "stove secured". Roll up headphone chord and put away. 31. Write a work package to change the oil in your car.

Forgetting everything that Claus has done for Saints and the fact he's a minor legend round these parts..... £43 in costs, that is a p1ss take surely......

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4441326.Ex_Saints_captain_sentenced_for_drink_driving/

Dont get me wrong TDD, I have the utmost respect for you and enjoy reading your "hush hush" postings from under the water (bet you could tell us a few things) But, if I was in your position, I would at least want to feel that the job I was doing was just and moral, that we were "the good guys" saving the world. I wouldnt want an enquiry to blow all that out of the water. I would hate to know that I (along with the rest of the Armed forces) have been duped as well; and used a pawns in a war over control of the worlds future resources. Morally, I would want to feel that my country was behind what I was doing as well.

You can understand why TDD and the others want the enquiry held in secret. Id feel a bit of a c*nt if it came out that I played a part in an illegal war that my fellow citizens wanted no part of.

Nazi Zombies on COD WAW is the muts

Why is it called Azingcourt and not Agincourt.

Maybe FC Eindhoven wanted a revolutionary new coaching set up.

Air France ????

I might help her. Her dad was killed by rebels on my birthday, that's got to be a sign.....

I really cant see why "men" want to look browner than they already are. Strange.... We live in England, it doesnt get much sun. NO ONE is expecting you to look brown. Also, even on a hot and sunny day, there is a queue of Eastern European woman outside the tanning shops in Shirley.

Gorilla farts so bad zoo forced to apologize Gorillas at Chessington Zoo are in the mist of a stench caused by brussell sprouts. The Zoo in London was forced to issue an apology to guests after giving the gorillas a Christmas treat of Brussels sprouts. The brussell sprouts are very nutritious, but the stench caused by the gorilla farts caused horror amongst the men and women with reports of nausea and small children crying. Gorilla keeper Michael Rozzi said: “We feed the gorillas brussel sprouts during the winter because they are packed with vitamin C and have great nutritional benefits. “Unfortunately, an embarrassing side effect is that it can cause bouts of flatulence in humans and animals alike. “However, I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.” http://www.inquisitr.com/12744/gorillas-fart-stench-causes-zoo-to-apologize/

My farts are so bad the dog left the room....

Mine are so bad at the moment. Whenever I fart, someone in my office complains that they can taste it in their tea / coffee.

Mingmong.... Mong for short.