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Update: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Pompey-v-Southampton-Travel-Advisory-2777.aspx?

I think Panda was referring to the fact that the OP uses the slip roads to get into and out of the service station.

F**k me, we have just won out 19th home game in a row and all the bed wetters can do is moan about a 10 min song.

Yeah, he's obviously going to be diplomatic, but i can see him being wanted back up in Scotland as soon as the loan runs out.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7284859/? We need to get Hooiveld on the bus permanently asap. With his form (and Celtic's poor form) I could well see him being recalled by Lennon. I was hoping that he was a "celtic reject" and wanted to turn his back on life north of the boarder and would be happy to set roots in Hampshire. However, it seems that come January he could well be off. Bad news, he has been great the last few games. We need a song for him.

Watch the video at the bottom. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3904484/Petrolul-Ploiesti-v-Steaua-Bucharest-Fan-punches-player.html

Saw them last year at Wembley Arena (would have preferred a smaller venue), they were f*ck1ng brilliant. I think they may be doing a FOTC film.

What if you have a massive ****

Man Utd converted him to midfield, guess he has been in that position too long to be considered for a forward role.

Shame, he was going to be my favourite player in a few years time, might have to rethink that http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/9328132.Why_teenager_James_ditched_Pompey_for_Saints/

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Newcastle-transfer-gossip-Alan-Smith-available-on-loan-as-he-enters-final-months-of-contract-article821250.html I know he's played midfield for the last few years, but could be a good option as cover for Ricky. Wages could be high, and I guess he wants first team football. CHDAJFU Thoughts?

Haha, quite a lot considering that 100% of its players will be from england.!!! Scotland and Wales don't want to release their players for the GB team as they think they may lose their status as an independent footballing nation (despite reassurances from FIFA that this won't happen) yet they would be happy to milk the financial benefits of having their teams play in England. Now do you understand?

Dear Scotland, If you don't want to release your players for the Olympic Games that's fine by us, just make sure Rangers and Celtic NEVER ask to join the Premier League EVER again. Thanks England _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Dear Wales, If you don't want to release your players for the Olympic Games that's fine by us, just take Swansea, Wrexham and Cardiff back to your own sh1*ty league. Thanks England

Would it have to smell like a fishmongers dustbin.

Maybe the Trailhead app from North Face http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/trailhead/id380841551?mt=8

Kind of off topic, but the film that this clip is faked from is called "Downfall" and is very very good. one of the best (German made) WW2 films out there, Bruno Ganz is brilliant as Hitler. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363163/ Anyway, back to laughing at Jacko.

Chicken and egg springs to mind. Why do you think Al-Qaeda and terrorists hate America (the west).

If its a large update and you have a slow internet connection, could take a while.

Cheers for all the info, knew I could rely on you lot.

Yeah, it's a house I'm thinking about buying. As you can see, it needs a bit of modernisation. In my head, its seems just a case of ripping that gas fire out, making safe the pipes, re-establish the open fire, add grate / hearth etc. bet its no way near as simple as that !!!

Hello chaps, after some advice from the DIY'ers out there... How much (roughly) would it cost to replace this gas fire with an open fire. does it have to be done by a corgi registered engineer as the gas pipes will need to be closed off. What sort of process will have to be carried out. cheers for the advice.

Please select witty comment from one of the following: - Probably due to all the noise in the chapel - Adkins out !!! - Cortese has deliberately turned down the volume and will charge Chapel ST holders to turn it back up. - Maybe your hearing aid needs looking at

[TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #0000CC]DanBrett90 Posted on 15/09/2011 17:36 Letter to the club,[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #0000CC] Report Message | Email Message To A Friend | Reply To Message[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #FFFFFF][/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #FFFFFF, align: right] [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #FFFFFF, colspan: 2]I have just sent the email below to stadium manager Derek Stone. I have sent this as quiery on how we would go about getting the drums erradicated for a short period of games (6-7, ideally). I have also emailed them seperately about using the official site as a base to put new, creative songs on, in an attempt to get a much wider coverage. I hope to have a response in the coming days. Dan. -------------------------------- Hello there, My name is Dan Brett, and I am a local journalist - more importantly, a Pompey season ticket holder. I am writing to you today to enquire about the drums that are regularly featured in the Fratton End, and the legality of taking them into the stadium on match days. I am writing to ask you this because, over the past 18 months, it seems more and more fans' that regularly attend matches are fed up with the drums - not the drummers - but the way that they are continually played for ninety minutes, stifling any attempt at atmosphere. I have interviewed John Westwood last week who admitted that he would not be willing to leave the drums at home for any period of time, as he doesn't see why he should, despite many fans' coming to me and telling me of their discontent on the drums. I was wondering what the first steps would be to getting these (not permanently, but temporarily) banned for a period of six matches. It seems that the 'band stand' idea didn't work - just moved the problem - however it is my opinion, as well as those I have spoken to, that a period without the drums would help the atmosphere recover to what it once was. Those people have no problem with John Westwood personally, just the way that the instruments are utilised throughout the match. I am working on a variety of other ways to boost the atmosphere at Fratton Park, encorporating fans' opinions and ideas, as well as the local pubs. It seems many want a better atmosphere at Fratton, but can see no way around it unless the drums are erradicated, allowing for new songs and creativity to spread throughout the stands. Also, I would like to ask on the current state of the Victory Suite below the Fratton End, and what purpose it has. I am looking to use local pubs as a key focal point to get new songs out, but would love to use the Victory Suite - a main drinking establishment for many of those in the Fratton End, as a starting point to get new songs and fan ideas through the stand, hopefully recreating the atmosphere and bringing us back to the 'Fortress Fratton' state, rather than the lacklustre shell of a fanbase we are now. I look forward to hearing from you. Kind Regards, Dan Brett.[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #FFFFFF, colspan: 2][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

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Read some of the other links on the left hand side. "Party in apartment 3" is particularly funny.