Marsdinho

I lost count of the headers won by Bent & Benteke in our penalty box.

Ooops, I've just been found out as well... [h=1]Pompey Online - Error[/h] You have been banned for the following reason: Scum Can Burn !.

Pompey's going down with a brown stain in their pants, a brown stain in their pants, a brown stain in their pants... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19489222

Does anyone know if he can play in defence

Just a bit of fun, but how much money do you think Saints will spend between now and the end of the window? a) 0 - 10M b) 11 - 20M c) 21 - 30M d) 30M+

Been telling Mrs Mars this for years. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

Think last nights episode is repeated tonight on channel 4 at 10:35

Anyone see "I am spazticus" last night. Its on channel 4 at the same time as MOTD2. I honestly didn't know whether or not I should laugh, or cringe. Some of the humour is a bit close to the mark, but I think the whole point of it is to challenge people's views on disabled people, or to pick fun out of the reactions disable people get from the rest of society. Some of the clips were hilarious, the identity parade, the parachutist and the blind man taking back a dildo, were particularly funny.

That's a 4 some.

Couldn't see it anywhere, not good. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19181547?

Seems as though Birch has become a bit of a Pompey fan, surely his job isn't to worry about how long it will take Newco Pompey to get back in the football league. "You cannot have those conversations until it actually happens," said Birch. "Nobody knows what league we'll start back in. It took Aldershot 17 years to restore their league status." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18979636

Funny that, after a couple of heavy defeats, they are now describes as a "makeshift bunch of teenagers and trialists", that's not what the mongs down the road were led to believe. They were told that these are the best prospects from the academy, that have earned the right to be part of the 1st XI; and the trialist had other offers from Champ and L1 clubs, but are desperate to play for them. You can guarantee that if they had won either of those games, their OS and The News would be wetting themselves about how good the development squad is to produce such talent....etc etc blah blah.

We should have done this, Cortese Out !!! Oh, and.....2:28

Wait until you see the one in Japan.

Have you not learnt your lesson. I would have assumed that you would be too embarrassed to post on here, now that your inane drivel has proven to be just that. I don't think I have met someone that us so clueless about the club they claim to support.

Just over a week.

This is a f*cking brilliant thread.

(2) (3) Rate: [h=4]Alfred E Neuman[/h]7:02 PM on 12/07/2012 The only person I feel sorry for is Pompey John Westwood who for the rest of his life will be a walking memorial. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-plan-to-reverse-points-blow-1-4051901

Le Tiss referred to a one off incident, Claus said it was rife within the prem.

FC War On Terror?

Came across more like....

This, would be great if we could make a marguee signing of some sort. Obviously, within the confines of wages and squad harmony.

These "attitude problems", have they been documented anywhere.

They may be good at dancing, but I reckon they are ****e at football.

Ok, just don't be too surprised if he doesn't walk straight back into the starting XI once he recovers from his injury. I think that some people have got a little bit excited by the goal he scored against Derby, and assume he's prem class. He could well be, but he's done nothing to suggest we should be worried by his absence.