Mixedkebab

Embarrassing hysterical commentary after a penalty from Bale, there was jizz everywhere as if he’d beaten 10 of the Brazil team and fired it in the top corner

I was just wondering if he had a cousin we could sign

Our squad really is shit these days. A handful of half decent players who often get injured just isn’t enough.

Sick to death of this shit finishing!

He just needs to address saying “look” before every answer to a question 😡 seems sound enough other than that

If we get through and avoid the winner of City/Liverpool and probably Newcastle we’ve got a cracking chance although I forget we are pretty shit

Think Ralph would’ve got some stick for this selection

If Ankersen picked him then I’m up for giving him a chance if Semmens picked him then he can fuck right off

Stoke 2 shots on target 2 goals- this bloke is a perfect fit

Bloody hell bit harsh this, hopefully the fans get behind him and get the noise back in the stadium as it’s been flat as a pancake for too long. If he turns out shit then I’m all for sack the board and protests but think our lot should rev it up a bit in the meantime otherwise it’ll kill off our season even quicker.

Maybe a good job it’s Jones, the feverish intensity of St Mary’s atmosphere may have been too much for the River Plate geezer

If only Semmens and co had also been given the boot, arrogant dickheads

I fully agree with getting rid of the board as well, Semmens and co have been a disgrace in allowing Saints to decline so badly after the takeover. The feeling of malaise and negativity as down to them as well as the manager.

Wood, How bloody obvious was that

Someone may have already mentioned this, but why the fuck didn’t Che take that shot with his left?

Let’s hope the smug corporate Twitter airline baiting plum is gone very soon, along with his away fan loving, lying mate Toby. Couple of clowns

Well said. Our midfield was an absolute shambles in the first half (and several other halves this season). AMN at leat got his foot on the ball, found space and looked forward when he came on. Diallo and JWP look like a couple of little scrawny rats in midfield, fuck me could we do with a Wanyama and Schneiderlin combo. Aribo has been utter dogshit as well but I think that comes from our non existent engine which cannot provide a foothold for the more forward thinking players to express themselves. The terrible first half illustrated that Ralph really isn’t the man to motivate this bunch of strange players. The only positive are a better goalkeeper and decent defenders we now have available. At least that’s a foundation but fuck me do I hate our pathetic midfield and toothless forwards at the moment.

Probably not a Saints style signing but Chris Wood likely to be available in January, great back up for Adams if he was to get injured or keep him on his toes

Hoping we are due a game of scoring more than one goal. Not happened in 7 games while Che was having his little run This is a realistic fixture for it to happen. in the Stephens/Bednarek time scoring 2 goals was no guarantee of getting a result but the defenders we’ve got now give us a chance.

The voiceover on Sky that goes “skaaaaaa sports. Feel it ollll” in a shit thick tone

Practically anyone who is classed as a “celebrity” or “tv star” is a twat it seems! Especially ones that visit Dubai frequently Stan Collymore is a proper twat as well

Mind games from Ralph, he organised this whole public session without Lavia specifically to get into Vieira’s head

I don’t reckon he’s clever enough to be provocative, just shit at his job.

I liked the time when he put Matip in his team of the week when he wasn’t even on the pitch, or recommended James Morrison be picked for England even though he’d already been playing for Scotland for 4 years

Actually looking forward to this one for a change, shame there are so many engineering works going on. Chele back for A Armstrong and AMN for Aribo hopefully