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We will win 4-1 Convincing win required COYS

Book No. 2

Good job we fucked that Ben White off. We couldn’t let him play balls like that, RM would have him subbed straight off! 😂

The Prem table 4 years ago this week.. We’ve gone from Stop the Count.. ..to Stop the Cünt.

Because he’s playing for Liverpool on Sunday!

Saints will be unlucky. They will get 13 touches over 90 minutes. 1 kick-off. 1 own goal. 11 re-starts. 11-0 #WeMartinOn

Rasmus Ankersen anagram.. “Russes nark name” We”re fucked! 😂

Great subs Russ.. Close the door on your way out.

Thoroughly enjoyable football. Great to watch and winning at half time. I wish we would play this way every game. All it will take now to ruin my day.. Anthony Taylor continues to be a dick. RM tells the lads to revert to Russball. Saints lose 3-2… let’s hope not!! COYS

Ronnie who? Do you know who i am?

RM has not achieved any higher than he is now. He is a mid-table championship manager at best that got lucky with promotion because ,despite his woeful philosophy on how the game should be played, the players in the teams around us were much worse than ours. The players you mention have all achieved more than RM to date.

..and scoring for Scotland 😂

He needs the win bonus to fund his gobshite missus now too.

Steady.. You don’t want to alienate yourself from half this forum now, do you?

I said he deserved a shot at the Premier League just for acheiving promotion even though his football is boring and predictable. I thought ten games would be fair. I’ve seen enough now though. We are wasting time that we really don’t have. I don’t want to wait until it’s too late for a competent manager to save us from the drop. Thanks for the “memories” Russ, but you’ve got to go now! 👋🏻

I enjoyed Chelsea-Forest. Forest looked competitive and the game could have gone either way. The prem is only shit if you’re not competitive.. Like us.

Exactly what i got, unfortunately.

Shock goal was a nice feeling.. but didn’t last very long. Archer off the mark is a positive. Other than that, same old shit. Getting very boring losing week in, week out.

I know, perhaps I was a little optimistic.. ...It’s just ridiculous to think we’d score 2!

We win 2-0. “Russell Martin is a football genius” echoes around the Emirates stadium for 90 minutes from the ecstatic, jubilant away support. Russell Martin punches the air at the final whistle accompanied by Lucy in her painted on Saints kit, Earther Kitts bouncing freely in the glorious London sunshine. Dragan swoops over the South East corner of the Clock End in his helicopter to shower the delerious Saints fans with £50 notes bottles of Dom Perignon 1955. A party ensues in the away end the likes of which the Woolwich outfit have never seen before, and Mikel Arteta gets on his hand and knees and bows down to the man who reinvented football for the modern era. We Are Southampton FC!

Bambi in a carthorse disguise.

i know an egotist that is stopping me being interested in football. Hopefully he’ll be sacked in the morning.

What a shower of shit. RM out now!

Unfortunately we’ve got no choice with the players we have. I like some of our players though and think, with better direction, we could survive this season. A fresh start under a manager that isn’t afraid to try alternative ways of playing might be just enough to keep us up.