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We were solidly beaten by a side with far better attacking players. We’re all aware that a majority of our players are Championship standard and that’s not going to change over a couple of games. Juric needs time to work out how to get the best out of them. We’ll go down but i’d rather go down trying to play football than watching that crap we’ve been served up for the last 18 months. #COYS

Better football. Shit result. There is hope now of seeing a few wins this season.

Nice to be able to post something positive. Rusk did well with his first real game in charge, although just unshackling the players from shiteball was probably enough. A few individual errors but will take an away point all day long. Looking forward to see what Ivan can do now. #COYS

Manning on at LB, KWP over to the right. Push Suga up. Dibling off, give him a rest. Tall Paul on. Armstrong off. Saints win 2-0. Job done.

I believe he’s bringing a shooting coach and goalkeeping coach with him.. We could do with them!.. Ivan Ascorgols & Ivan Akleensheit.

I was in the pub earlier today. went for a piss and the bloke next to me in the urinal said “Blimey mush, you didn’t mess around getting IVAN tattooed down your cock. I said “It doesn’t say IVAN mate, it says “I LOVE BEING A SOUTHAMPTON FAN”. I’m here all week! 😂

BBD - Big Ben? It’ll be BAREitAND BEN DOVER when Ivan the Terrible sticks his boot up his lazy arse!

IT'S ON!!!! ..COYS

New manager bounce. 3-1 Saints.

Only with one eye

They will score first, probably from a set piece because Martin hasn’t learned that our defenders are shit at corners and free kicks. We will then gift them a second as our defenders are to scared to clear their lines due to Martin’s possession obsession. THB will head in a corner.. Just so Martin can spout his bullshit about just how plucky but unlucky we were. As we push up for an equaliser, Spurs will hit us on the counter and score another because Martin has given the lads a few more days off rather than working on their abysmal fitness levels. 1-3 Spurs at best. They won’t need to try too hard. Russell Martin will not be to blame though. Brave, proud, better, close, trust will all be in his post match drivel. #Weallknowwhatscomingagain!

I’m with you. All the great managers do it. He’s only doing what Pep & Klopp have done to him. We are very lucky to have one of the top prem managers that can be so humble to those managers dreaming of reaching the stellar echelons that our great manager has reached. I’m sure Big Ange had a tear in his eye when he heard that our Russ approves of what he’s doing. Well done Russ, I say! You’re so wonderful! I hope you stay with us forever and ever!

haven’t Sports Indirect got rid yet?

This was blindingly obvious today. It was like watching over-50’s walking football whenever we had the ball. It’s mind-blowing! No urgency to get forward and we still looked more knackered than them towards the end of the game. We are so far off any other team in this league tactically, technically and physically.. It’s just a good job we’re so brave.. or who knows where we’d be?!

We’re shit at the front, We’re shit at the back, Fuck off Russ and Rasmus, Give our football club back!

What exactly did Villa find tough? Staying awake through that borefest is my guess!

To be fair, I thought that was another condescending RM quote. Sorry THB, I understand you have to side with your boss whether you believe it or not.. My outburst stands at RM though, he is still a useless wanker.

We’re all such fucking idiots! What’s wrong with us? We haven’t got a clue! Gaslighting prick. Make my football team win some games you useless wanker or fuck off!

That is our syle of football! Edit: Reading threads backwards.. It’s already been said. Great minds.. and all that!

But why do those same commentators and pundits still paise him for being brave, sticking to his mantra etc etc. Why do we have much better managers than RM saying how wonderful it is that he insists on playing his way and that we are tough to play against.. just before they do exactly what every manager has done this season and play a high press and wait for us to drop a bollock. I’m bamboozled by it all and I’ve never seen such predictable shite from any team, in any league, ever!

next 45 minutes if constant booing please. Lets get this bullshitter gone!

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This is it! The start of the unbeaten Christmas run. 2-1 Saints. Points in the bag. Next up, Villa away, Tottenham at home, Liverpool in the cup (the cherry on the Christmas pud), then finally Fulham away, lifting us out of the bottom 3 and we’re off! Just got to trust the process! Cheer up Lads, It’s going to be a Marvellous Martin Christmas!

Yes, POINT him to the exit, for his POINT blank arrogance in pursuing his POINTless over-passing and not getting the whole POINT of football.