The Juice

Jermaine Wright got a free shirt and access to the water fountain

Why worry about this when the universe will continue to expand until a big freeze in around 100Trillion years will end all thermodynamics and render all of this somewhat pointless.

I sort of feel like they could save a ton of money and effort by asking fans to submit designs, offering a prize for the winner and then going with that... the fan mock ups are always so much better than the actual shirts! That half and half kit is just beautiful

Right. I dunno about you but I much prefer egotistical and angry little men skipping around the training pitch shrieking ‘let’s play with a bit of character, let’s play with a bit of character’ For the record, anyone who thinks Potter or Rogers would come here is utterly deluded. As such, and no matter who we appoint, we’re gonna get people moaning; ‘never worked in the British game, too young, too negative, dinosaur etc etc’ the Jones appointment was a shit show, we all see that, but ffs; If Martin is the guy (and it seems very much like he is) get behind him and show a bit of support. I’m not saying for a second that et we should all be happy clappy passive support who blindly applaud whatever the board try to shove down our throats but Jesus Christ, the amount of you writing this guy off before a ball has been kicked it crazy.

Yep. Was saying to a friend yesterday that i'd take mid-table next season if offered it now. The championship is a long, touch and physical league. Consistency, discipline and quality will be needed, we have none of these.

The defending Two players chase the ball and strikers run through unmarked. This back line gets dicked in the championship.

lol

It was, yes. Then we have another passage of play to deal with the issues, defenders parting, Theo let’s the ball bounce rather than challenge for the header, KWP backs off and let’s the ball come back into the box.

Burn it all down and start again. Just woeful. Other than Lavia (who will leave irrespective) I really don’t care for any of this lot. Literally. Could make each player one by one and how shot they are and have been.

See, it's not all bad news

Who is going to come in now and have 'relegation' stamped on their cv? I mean, I'll do it if they meet my wages but, lets be honest, we are better waiting until last day of the season, then acting immediately to recruit someone - hopefully someone already lined up who puts pen to paper very early.

Quite this. Love him or hate him, Bednarek has been one of our better performers since his return. And has shown some passion and desire. That not saying alot relative to this steaming pile of shit we are currently calling Southampton but to single him out is odd.

Definitely agree.. had us in a much better place in 92nd out of 94 in the football league form table Leave it out, mate.

Just finished an epic, 20 minute Poznan… did we win?

Bazunu been parrying the ball to the feet of strikers all season. His consistent inclusion has directly cost us a lot of goals this season

Do you think we will keep hold of Tella? could be fantastic for us off the back of this season but will surely have prem clubs chasing him (not least of all Burnley) and he may want to go.

We need 'The Kevin Miller End' and I will hear nothing against it.

The state of this XD

Final point from me. Anyone who thinks we will do well in the championship might end up disappointed. Strong, fast and physical league - not sure who we have that will make up a team capable of competing. peace and love

Well. til next time folks. Stay safe. Love to the family and happy mothers day.

Moi off... when was the last time he played 90 mins in a league game? a reflection of how poor he is and continues to perform. Worst established saints player since our return to the prem amongst a very poor bunch

...and again, ball given away then a foul on the player he passed it to.

I just really really dont like Elyonoussi - I just cant understand it. Such a poor player.

Whilst I agree, this is a rather random comment

Lavia and Theo. Been threatening it for a few... months