St. Ciervo

I still think Baz got more stick than he deserved... But Christ Almighty, it just feels different to have a shotstopper in goal. My anus is 50% less puckered at all times.

Did someone call for a clown? "I need a hero! Im holding out for a Liebherr till the end of the night"

<y nipples are hard. This is all great news. 10/10 window.

I do believe I can predict a score or at least performance by just viewing the amount of pages on the forum. When there is a shit performance, the thread goes 25+ pages of commiseration. Today was highly enjoyable, and we are only on page 16. I think the derby brought these players closer together in the trenches. Let's keep this mean streak up and get to Wembley. Attack!

How do you still have optimism? I am asking for a friend.

Idk. Maybe 4 at the back. Still passing sideways. Why do I watch?

Huge upside...

Maybe for FedEx because he does not deliver on Saturdays or Sundays.

The fact that he doesn't yet have the armband is another mark on Tonda. The man is class. Give the man a key to the city. I havent felt a connection to a saints player like this since at least a decade...maybe longer.

People are not expecting Messi to win crosses against 4 defenders in the box though... Edit: TP was tall but had the vertical leap of an inch.

My heart has to believe we will win this game. We have got to see the same team and formation from Sheffield. Players in their natural positions. 1-0 win snorefest. My brain knows that we will lose this game. We will absolutely see 5 at the back. Players out of their natural positions. 0-1 loss snorefest.

It was sarcasm. The players listed were above 6'. We prefer our forwards to hover around 5.5'

But they f-ing hate pompey. Lets get them signed for Aribo wages.

Aribo is our highest paid player? F- off. Seriously, how is someone not shown the door?

I laugh... But he probably is saving them. And he is absolutely liable to change it right back as we have seen. So its so absolutely not funny that its funny.

I mean... AA may score some great goals, but he is also highly wasteful. So many forward moves are ended by a low-quality, low-percentage lash by AA. And don't get me started on any PK chances... I can do without him. Its just a tragedy we have no other reasonable options.

This missus will be making chicken later this week.

What does it matter? We get a new manager, we get the same dross. We need something bigger.

If he goes, we might get Lallana. Our options are so unappealing that I just cant be bothered. I will be watching and expecting absolutely nothing. In that regard, Saints rarely disappoint. 0-1, 1-2... A real barn burner incoming.

You sure he did not mean half-sized? Because Nathan fits the bill then.

Like Nathan Jones?

Ralph will still want a striker. Same problem from when he left years ago.

The recruitment team will certainly be watching a youtube highlight of each of these players. Signing announced soon.

Well said. I think that changing the goalie will just give posters a new villain to address. It's our defense that's the problem. Leaky defenses make goalies look bad. You can't really quantify that by using stats (shoutout to Grandad).

Sell! Sell! Sell! Get rid of the rot at any cost. We won't be relegated, and we won't be promoted. Might as well use this failure as an opportunity to grow.