coalman

Shaw got away with one at the end of the first half too

I loved Matty as a player for us. Recently as someone on twitter put it "he throws rocks at the moon"

Maguire showing there's almost at least one more bellend on United's bench at all times.

How is it only four minutes?

Garnacho is moving well for a man who was recently twitching like he'd been plugged into the mains.

Or once and then every week until the end of the season?

COYR. Let's have this.

Fernandes HAS to get booked for dissent at some point

Their crowd aren't going to enjoy 80% saints possession

Ref has been reminded of his job at half time

If we keep our heads for the first ten minutes I reckon Fernandes will lose his.

United will blow themselves out. Their sense of entitled outrage won't last.

Should to yellow to everyone who isn't the captain. Then a yellow if the captain is Fernandes

There's going to be some proper histrionics now. Ref needs to be strong

Seriously. Any time a player waves a pretend card at the ref it should be yellow

Casemiro makes them tick though. The replacement is McTominay

JWP to rub salt in, please

VAR should have a look at that

Antony looks like he was auditioning for Buffy the Vampire Slayer

At the risk of summoning a goal - United are there for the taking today. Just need to keep our heads near their box

I know United aren't out of first gear but we're competing here

Why do we ignore the overlap so often?

https://hesgoal-stream.com/news/03-12/manchester-united-vs-southampton/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Barrington_Declaration "While the authors' website claims that over 14,000 scientists, 40,000 medical practitioners, and more than 800,000 members of the public signed the declaration,[44][45] this list—which anyone could sign online and which required merely clicking a checkbox to claim the status of "scientist"—contains some evidently-fake names, including: "Mr Banana Rama", "Harold Shipman", and "Prof Cominic Dummings".[46][47][48] More than 100 psychotherapists, numerous homeopaths, physiotherapists, massage therapists, and other non-relevant people were found to be signatories, including a performer of Khoomei—a Mongolian style of overtone singing—described as a "therapeutic sound practitioner".[47] An article in The Independent reported that the false signatures put claims about the breadth of support in doubt.[48] Bhattacharya responded by saying that the authors "did not have the resources to audit each signature," and that people had "abused our trust" by adding fake names." Also worth noting it was funded by one of the Koch brothers which is never a sign of selfless philanthropy.

So might Oxford...