TopGun

It's a standard bad bricks and clicks scenario for Woolies. Clicks, you can get most electrical and music stuff etc they sell online cheaper. Bricks, they are undercut for practical ad hoc domestic goods sales by the likes of Wilkinsons. Worst of both worlds and they couldn't survive on sales of toffees.

Each to their own Jilly...

Tis the last day of xmas and that holly sprig is still there. That could doom us to League 1 on its own if it isn't removed pronto! Or big Ron might have a fall or something...

Surely you mean that has cheered you up? Unless your daughter thinks it's uncool being with you in your car of course.

I'm sure Ferrari will only hire top private jets for Alonso.

As I live in Trafford I have stayed locked in my house for two days. I will venture forth this afternoon and hope that I don't run into anyone who knows I support Saints.

German dinlos too.

Funny or not?

Bit on the sweet side for me.

Not sure that applies to Jerusalem...

Yeah, made me fall about too...

Clearly he's wrong about that but you can understand his bewilderment about the whole situation.

Mick was better right sided so Channon for this one.

Plus none of that would be acceptable within the specified regional planning guidances in any case so it's a non starter theoretically, practically and financially.

It hasn't been a disaster at all.

BBC text: Mike Riley, run away, run away now. That's a shocking decision. United win a free-kick and Nani's effort comes off the back of David McGoldrick's head. Penalty says Riley - which Nani tucks away.

Looks like Pato was a bit too much up for it.

Is this a sticky then? Good to see Paterson up front. He gave Man U youth a nightmare a couple of years ago!! He might play well off the memory. At the time Gary Neville said Paterson could be "a monster".

We couldn't fund a change of underwear.

You'll have to do percentile point votes now St Landrew!

Heh, you get the feeling Ron isn't a great one for technology!

According to the Independent anyway... http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/sex-industry/the-ten-best-sex-toys-939780.html

Will posters please make their minds up whether the Labour Party comprises left wing or right wing nutters? It is getting confusing.

156 miles and 3 hours 31 minutes according to the RAC route finder!

I might convert to alienism.