alehouseboys

A man goes to the doctors with something growing out of his bum. After examination the doctor said "I'm afraid to inform you it's a lettuce but that's just the tip of the iceberg..."

Hopefully they'll also cover it in the 'Daily' as readership of the 'Pink' probably falls away at this time of the year. A similar feature during the week should get the ball rolling again. Sterling work Mike.

Who'd have guessed it from the clean-living, honest 'Hand of God'? A credit to football and Argentina. fantastic footballer all the same

That just looks like a pic of the current Hawthorns, the only small stand they've got is the 'main' stand (on the left). That's got a road running close to it so I guess they've found a way to build a tier above. And the Wolves one looks like they're digging down (as some have suggested should happen at SMS), the lower tiers at the sides are deeper and the stands are far closer to the pitch. Agree, and we keep single tier ends and so the atmosphere.

Total raised to date...£3008.10. So who donated the 10p? That's the easy bit done, the first £3000, raising the other half may be a bit tougher now as some would have switched off for the summer. Time to give your mates a nudge who "haven't got round to it yet". We've probably got 2 months now to raise the remainder in time for the new season. Well done Mike, keep up the good work.

I reckon 'The9' aint too far away with those designs. From what I've heard it's back to stripes and yellow away.

Wrong thread...should be in...TSM Crap Joke Suppository.... actually wasn't that crap and will be using that one later Btw Chicken Pathia...taste sensation.

You certainly put the 'Goon' in Gooner.

As 'TractorSaint' lives in p*rtsmuff he must be brave...or stupid...to have a ringtone like that. Probably not worth having your head caved in...particularly as he was an Ipswich fan (hence the Tractor boy)...nah what am I saying, ram it down the dirty cheats throats!

"We're coming for you, we're coming for you, You dirty skate cheats, we're coming for you" ...well that's what we should be been singing, imo.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Good points, well made. I blame the alcohol! Tho it did start about Saints at 49....ish!

Saints from 49.95 http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0117cb4/The_Football_League_Show_2010_2011_Episode_40/

F*ck! We're playing in green next season!! BTW...Carlisle's pitch must be something very, very special.

I would imagine, with about 10 mins to go, they'll casually get up, walk out and wander round to the open gates in the Northam/Kingsland and come and join their fellow Saints fans in celebration...mugs not to.

...and don't forget your vuvuzala...

Looks like Itchen Bridge is closed to vehicles on Sunday, OK for pedestrians http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2352712,00.html They're calling it 'Saints Day' so maybe they'll hold the minutes silence/applause before kick-off for all associated with the club that have passed away over the last 12 months...including Deano. And I reckon Saints will play in the new red and white stripes and the ex-Saints in the new yellow away strip. Good one to take the kids to.

All 'home' areas were sold out last weekend (I think someone said this also included hospitality - but I wouldn't think all the boxes are sold which are included in the SMS capacity) and if Walsall sell their 1700 it's only less whatever seats are taken up with segregation. So far Walsall have sold 500 and are still waiting for the remainder to turn up. It's a big game for them so they should be confident of shifting most if they've requested the second batch. I'll go for 31,000-something-or-other.

Hopefully many of us on here have now donated but there'll be many thousands more Saints fans who will not be aware of this so spread the word.

You funny little scamp.

I'm beginning to wonder if 'clot rill' and 'mack rill' are related...so many similarities... I'm also wondering what they'll be singing at fartton tonight if we pick up 3 points this afternoon...I'm sure they'll want to share in our celebrations. Although should Norwich also win I can see them smashing their own town up again...

...and still let in 3! Bit tongue-in-cheek...but...did you see that defending? http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0111cm0/The_Football_League_Show_2010_2011_Episode_39 Saints goals and Brighton's shocking defending from 0:38.45 Nice to see 'udders gave them a guard of honour too... BTW...35 years ago today we were running round Wembley with the cup.

I know of several that were on the home terrace today, they were determined to keep it under wraps to see out the game...guess they succeeded but must have been hard particularly when the second went in and SKD kept out the spot kick right in front of them! And...now that Brighton have rolled over and let 'udders through in injury time in the hope of sh*tting on us maybe they can finally put their paranoia about '78 to bed. 1-1...but it still didn't work...

Probably the same guy who featured on some TV show a few years back, it was set in Hull and he was a big Saints fan. Couldn't be two could there!