Frank's cousin

A man your age continually using 'mong' is far more worthy as a mature stance? Do you stand around the water cooler at work mimicing 'sketch shows?

Drunbken meltdown? ha hah ha - seriously they get better - not sure the last time I was 'drunk' - tend to have better things to do with my time. I love it when the only option that remians to you is to act all superior - funny as feck:lol:

Waste em? surely not, most of his 14000 are comic genius put downs, sarcasm and general misery, he should strive to meet this milestone with the same sheidt at the other 13,986.

... best one yet is how you think 'Francis' is such a clever one - feck me my sides are splitting:lol:

... give it up Turks, your repostes get weaker with every post...

True we wont, we may even get relegated... but keep that talent together for 3 or 4 seasons and who knows - and for me its that 'potential' that is more interseting than had we signed a telfer and Delap... its teh reaosn why the likes of Bayer Leverkusen get cyclic success, and others in Germany - luckily for tehm their best youngsters sty until around 22/23, ours tend to feck off at 17.... so we will see

I used to think that these quotes were simply the managers trying to appeal to the less well brained amongst teh fans base... sadly its pretty fair to assume its the managers who use this sort of cliche ridden sheidt that are just as stupid as the fans they are trying to convince - they seriously believe their own BS.,.

For me its why we need to cut them and NA some slack - we are trying to build something, yet expectation is that it should be far further along. Yes there is logic in the 'blend of experience and youth' but only in as much that we have done that before and whilst it meant some good mid table seasons, we were never going to do more than that in the prem era. Key is in how long we can keep such a side together - and the impact of a relegation on both who stays and psychologically, but for me its why I am positive, not because I canmt see how this sides lack of experience is impacting on results, but because I actually like the idea and approach we are takiing here - even if it means tough times from a results perspective.

Whooosh....

Haha - with each post, you manage to illustrate how much of a **** you are on here, far better than any rant I can do... brilliant

This! Where teh negative types 'fail' is in theor assumption that those who remain 'positive' cant see what is wrong - we know what is wrong, we know we have tactical naiviety, we now some of our players are less than prem quality - but rather than feeling miserable and attacking everyone at the club in a pathetic attempt to mask their bruised fragile egos, thsoe with a more positive mind set see it for what it is. A club that is trying to things their way, without as yet teh quality and experience to it, but determined to stick to their guns - we should be proud that we aint simply gone and spent our cash on a few journeymen Delaps in teh blinkered mind set that survival at any cost is all that is important - sometimes it more important to try and fail, than simlpy copy the same old and end up being teh type of club that most would rightly be critical of when we wre outside the top flight.

Agreed, but when eloquance is not an optin, a good sweary rant can vent the spleen just as nicely

Nah, Mrs C already giving me the evil eye - saying I should have saved the rest of the wine for tomorrow... yeah right Seriously, yeah this place should be a laugh, we should be able to wind up a few in a mate way, none of us should take ourselves too seriously, and most do and dont respectively... but Jeez, sometimes you have to question whether its worth it any more. We had all the same shiedt for years, rumours speculation and made up crap motivated by those with agendas - and it was simply ****... some seem determined to bring that shiedt back... fricken sad ****s the lot of them.

To ****ing right, decent bottle of New Zealands finest consumed and some things need to be said - Most on here are sick and tired of fricken political agenda ****** spouted by the self appointed miserable ****s club - fricken obsessed with every negative story that they wnat to ram down our throats, poorly disguised in their psedo 'passion' as 'football is in their soul' - well they can all **** off. If they really wish football was still the working mans game it was for 80 years until the arsehole 'lads' ruined it for most in the mid 70s, they shoudl remmember WHY it was so popular with the working man - you grafted your nuts off for 50 hours + a week and used your saturday to unwind with the old man and your nippers - you won some, you lost some, and when playing away you went and watched your neighbours - even with a loss its still made you more relaxed afte the graft of the week - you let off steam. Above all it was about being positive, as life in general was hard, and football was an escape for 90 mins - that's what most want now - not some constant drivel misery, agendas, and negativity. They should look at the fricken definition of 'supporter'...

Yes but this is linked to your own outlook on life - its why most ARE far more accepting of positive stories than negative ones, because its far more POSITIVE to live life like that - especially when at the end of the fricken day we can do feck all about how NC decides to run the club - and when we have 2 promotions in 3 seaosns, do what everyone demanded when Lowe was here and 'spend some ****ing money', show ambition, shows how fricken ****ed off he is with defeat/draw, yet for some its never enough... simply because they wont be happy until they have a few chummy fan friendly types running the club... well they should remember we had two of those a years ago and look what that led to - the ****ing orange bloke spunking 7mil on a **** or bust approach that ultimately led to admin... ITS ONLY A ****ING GAME... so why ont be positive, see good in people until you see evidence to the contrary?

How nice you use my actual name - does it excite you? You imply it with every single sarcy put down of anyone who has the audacity to disagree... two things equally fricken sad: eitrher you do it to WUM, or you believe your own sheidt - either way, even under this Government there is help available.

Hypo, I would say most that dismiss negativity whether rumour based or simply engrained in teh pshche of certian posters do so simply becaise they are fed up with it... yoiu can ahve too much of a bad thing....

Have to admit, those with real intelligence decided to feck off along time ago - as the board becomes the play thing/toy of Tick Turk and his Nick Nack CB Whack giving hypo the bone.....

I have to laugh.... where have 'the truth police' lapped up anything? I place equal emphasis on positive and negative rumours - its simply rumour, gossip. FFS - The only exception is actually Weston as I know who he speaks to , but as he says even that is one opinin, not gospel - and thats positive, yet we are expected to accept Turkish's every word without fricken question? and when we dont, the **** goes into his typical 'comedy' as he tries and makes folk belive him through his playground bully routine... with his trusty 'Sancho Panza' CB at his side, fearlessly trying to remove any vestage of rational thought - Turks do you seriously not get irony? You have stated several 1000 times how important it is that we question NC, the club etc, lest we end up in pompey land - yet the moment anyone questions you and your sources you expect some sort of blind faith in your 'stories' - ****ing Jesus complex that you need to get sorted...

Problkem is, some simply cant accept we aint that good at the moment - which ...just seems to happen now and then in sport.... so they they need scapegoats x personal issues/grievences = constant fricken drivel.....

Are you really that thick? Seriously? You just dont get it do you. Derry, Weston and many others post things based on sources - they then leave it up to those reading to decide what they want to believe - they dont ram it down folks throats, they dont bring it up again at every opportunity to build some sort of personal agenda, they dont lace their posts with so much sarcasm in an attempt to ridicule those who are not convinced - and tehn bring it up again ... and again.... we get the fricken message Turks, you dont like NC, you dont believe he is any good at at his job, you believe he interferes - fine, believe all that as you are entitled to, but most think its a load of sheidt - live with it FFS. If one day it all turna sour and you can lord it over everyone with some fantasy I told you so, fine. But until then unless Derry's and Westons Posts has the same amount of evidence as yours - although I happen to know who Westons source is, its irrelevent, still only one opinion - but I'll you one thing - Most are far more likely to belive Derry and Weston as they merely comment, accept its not gospel and let folk make up tehir own minds - rather than your standard ridicule and sarcasm techniqure, which quite frankly will never win you many arguments, friend and does feck all for your credibilty.

Well if Shakespear can get away with Tit (Titania), young lovers lost in the 'woods' (an obvious metaphor for 'hairy one') and then that there 'donkey' - that there Oberon, provides to pleasure his wife, dont know what your teach is getting all flustered about that Lady of small French onions (sic)....

Not so sure about al this Bletchy - think you have let your interwebguard down a bit, as throughout the readings of this phenomenon, I have been postulating various conspiracy theories to rival anything on that there main board. To date I have come up with 3 as follows: 1. Bearsy is actually one of those intellectually brilliant psychologisychiartistry types at one of those obviously communist high brow universities thingies and as been studying the impact of semi illiterate erotica on the socially challenged members of SWFMS - a study that he will be publishing in The Lancet or NEJM (New England Journal of Medicine), Nature, or BJs (Bearsy's Journal), sometime in 2013 (I heard a rumour that he was currently recruiting potential experts for peer review) 2. Bearsy is actually one of them B!tches and she and her girly friends have been sat around on cushions stuffing their faces wth chocolate and drinking Prosecco or whatever whilst laughing/giggling at the 'stupid' blokes getting erotically charged by his commentary on this fine piece of literature? 3. Beasry is actually one of them B!tches and she and her girly friends have been sat around on cushions stuffing their faces wth chocolate and drinking Prosecco or whatever whilst secretly getting 'excited' by the the thought of these 'cool' and sophisticated blokes on here getting erroticaly charged by his commentary and are hoping we take them on dates and ditch our wifeb!tches for them instead.... ha Bearsy you is not foolings us (sic) for a second! I am sure there are other theories, but be warned, never let your interweb guard down, 'Contsant vigilance' is what I say!

What you seem to fail to understand is that you could just as easily suggest that we were a bit better today BECAUSE NC has STARTED interfering - this rumour has the same basis and level of factual input as the constant shiedt you pedel....

Gazza is 20 FFS - he will make errors. Getting on players backs is not helping - especially as we can make some inroads into our problems by over coming the confidence issue....