Frank's cousin

Admittedly it is a tough one.... lets all give it some thought

Steady there Shurlock, I did not spend 30 mins grinding the beans, perculating, only to spill this fine load over the keyboard...

Should not be too long. There is afterall only so much CoC Turkish or indeed any man can take. CoC is not an organisation that likes to pound it out indefinitely. We are focussed on the job in hand

I appreciate what you are saying Spud, and in accordance with those very principles, I did indeed post thsi analysis on the Main board - so as not to impose univited on the this bastian of fine wit and converstation. Unfortunately, the CoC Teaser of a mod, in Bearsy's immportal words, flushed this Turd of a Thread on to the TMS, thereby making it less accessable to its target audience... a shameful decsion, I hope you agree. Please accept my apologies for this interloping/squattig thread.

Really? ...yes, yes of course, how poor on my part - But Turks is an enigma when it comes to CoC. He coined the term and graciously handed it over to allows us to form this organisation. Sadly he now disowns us and become a CoC sucker... we would welcome him back.

How dare you - this is serious business, not some game or feeble attempt at humour using subtle innuendo to present satirical analysis of the current forum membership. Viva La Culto Cortese!!!

Nope still the same dull tedious bore - all this is merely part of my sparkling personality - there is so much to me that you simply dont know, (as we have never met) who knows we could be friends.

With these things it all depends on the clear expectations of the service or goods in terms of quality etc. I suspect that NC demands things done his way and to his interpretation of quality. YOu meet these nad I am sure the transaction will be professional and 'easy'. You dont and I dare say it wont be pretty. Unfortunately, in this day and age, too often business is conducted prior to establishing clear expectation.

I have begun proceedings against Trey Parker and Matt Stone - I am confident of victory

You can do better than that Turkish surely? A sad comment from someone desperate to remain centre stage - sorry Turks, you are boring now.

Someone should maybe point out that in 7 years of the prem, they spent in excess of £400 milllion and not a penny on infrastructure.... says it all

Where did you hear this? What evidence do you have and was it from a contact you cant reveal? I think we need to know - serious business is this, serious business Viva La Culto Cortese!!!

I am glad you picked up on this - for a moment there I was wondering whether I had been too subtle and it had gone over most posters heads. Interestingly, I was really monumentally surprized at the first few responses - we had Kracken, Hypo and CB Fry instantly adding their critique - which as surprizes go was a HUGE one. Not for them this immature innuendo pretending to be an astute satirical observation... which begs the question why they bothered to post - either they love CoC and want to be part of every thread, or they are CoC suckers... or they have a man crush on me and like to stalk. Was equally surprized at your restrained responses so far Turks, and thanks for the compliment on the 'extroadinary talent' - but it really doesn't you know...

BUt this is a serious Thread - Coc and FANY getting entangled in passionate intercourse is no laughing matter. Nominations are now open for honorary president of CoC. Please provide a description of why you like CoC.

Daughter aged 7 going on 17 ! Make sure you recognise this IS the most important thing in your life, those early years pass so quickly, that they fly by fast enough before you let such things as careers and work make you miss even more...

Bearsy - you being the god of TMS, does having a Fred moved from the Main board to this sanctuary for all things serious and intellectual, now qualify me for any special privilages... or is a bunch of Coc the bst taht can be hoped for?

Even though I now hate you for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself. Even though I love you now for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself. (sitting on the fence to keep my options open)

I dont know what you mean - its clear as day that the Cult of Cortese is a fine upstanding organization. Trust me , you dont want to arouse us, will mean a Coc fight.

stop it... I now have that pain when you cant breath properly - its eithere from ****ing myself laughing or I'm having a myocardial infarction

Bearsy, give me a moment, am having trouble right now as giggling a little

Fair dos - but I assume then that any post or thread mentioning CoC will suffer the same fate? afterall like refs mods need to be consistent no?

EPIC FAIL Bearsy you old bear you... the innuendo must be right subtle like mine see.

We do have a vacancy for CoC Secretary. The Secretary must love Coc and be able to do short hand. Jobs include taking minutes.

Thats the spirit! Serious business is CoC, Serious business Viva La Culto Cortese!!!

Aye - The problem as I see it stems from the simple fact that before Marcus and NC arrived, the club was financially fecked. For NCs and Markus' perspective looking at the books they will have seen payments to ex managers and freebies here and there and put two and two together - you simply can not do that when a business /club is in serious financial shiete - its is not done in any business - so they simply said STOP - it was not personal, as they did not know the folks benefiting form this, but decided on a a policy of no more freebies and that included themselves... To be fair Matt never made an issue of this and nor to some extent did Lawrie, the MEDIA however saw it as a good story and stuck the boot in and unfortunately Laurie and Matt, when they had the opportunity to agree that it was right to have the same rule top to bottom, sort of went along with it ... and its spiralled as tehse things do - its why I lost all respect for Stelling when he started this ranting.... matt actually looked embarassed there for a moment.