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Not by sending the boys round to threaten to hurt his legs. Not only wrong, but probably wouldn't be noticed.

The news tonight...Educated, intelligent democrat voters looking for new lives in the UK, baffled at rejection. The move has shocked the applicants, all residing in Portsmouth, New Hampshire...

Italian club owners looking at us, and wondering how we managed to fix matches the wrong way all the time.

Cavalry

The manager?

Support

Allez VA! No wait...I'm supposed to be supporting the other side...darn multi club model confusing my support... 🙂

One of my local teams conceded their 4th of the day, when the goalie threw over a water bottle to a full back, who then proceeded to chat to the manager as our opponents went through and scored. Keeper has gone, fullback not started and manager gone. That was as useless as I've seen.

Curses! I was pipped at the post to make an apple pun.

Updated in light of SOG's reading material.

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Axe

It's the escalation from bickering, that leads to global war. You're actually at ground zero. The people reading the thread, are more bicker prone, and it spreafs from there. Any doubt on the validity of the above, is just bickering, proving my point.🙂

Lechery

I hadn't thought of that. I hope nothing goes wrong. 🙂

"Masochist? Depressed? Self esteem issues? Welcome home! Welcome to Southampton FC!"

Reasons to be positive... We'll get more points in the Championship. um... Oh look, music! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CIMNXogXnvE

"Saints: Strength through faith in our single tactic...until the next one."

"Saints used to just be crucified once. Visit St Mary's to see it every game."

In case anyone is wondering, the Everton one translates as "No dugouts, no success." For us, "If it's not broken, break it." in tribute to Rasmus and our SR owners.

It still is... ... It's just a toy one run by a group with the decision making skills of children.

The last post, as the asteroid falls through the atmosphere towards impact... "Onuachu should have headed that. He should never be in the team!" 🙂

2.5% chance of asteroid strike also turns out to be the same chance of Elon Musk hosting the 2038 World Cup on it. 🙂

Meh. The highlights didn't show any of his sweeper keeper skills, or his distribution. Needed to parry that 2nd wide, but good to see him back.

Your travel budget is now infinite, as you go round the cosmos as a collection of particles, jettisoned from the planetary fragments, after the impact. 🙂