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I'm sure it would've been bigger once you'd inflated it. 🙂

Cup

JR Ewing?

To think that they weren't going to punish him, until Parsons spoke up. Hard to argue against capital punishment after that happens.

Spins round looking for camera....oh wait, mine is a Nick Holmes poster...whew! 🙂

Sure, it's a niche slogan to have on a placard in a Free Palestine march. But is it any less important? 🙂

Arrest

This is actually true. It turns out that migration policies only work if you turn them into billionaires, when they strop off back abroad, blaming the high taxation Labour party. Just Google "Ratcliffe Policy" for more info.

I feel sorry for Man City, being regularly linked with a crime as heinous as ours.

I hope they don't call him while he's hanging a picture or drawing next season's Boro kit with quarters. That could get messy.

12 months?! And that's straight from the Horse's mouth?! Blimey!

And 1 of those is ironically Tommo Sadly forgetting to take his passport on his boating trip, Tommo was put into an inhospitable processing unit, before being sent to Albania, under a migrant transfer system. "Being part of a ruthless, inhumane migration policy, is what he would have wanted," sniffed one supporter into a flag.

A welcoming Britain is a prosperous Britain.

Your cat having a transfer kitty wins today's SaintsWeb Funnies Award!

Get in! Just yesterday they were saying that Russia were making things seem bleak here. But look at that! Record breaking! Take that Putin!