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  1. Global tariffs are his attempt to punish the world, like a senile, old super villain. Thankfully, he and Musk fell out before they could work on their orbital space laser.
  2. Some of these managers are so lucky. This guy's nearly as flukey as Clement at Norwich. Turning up just as the players start to win. 🙂
  3. Polanki would mesmerise the Russia leader's moobs to rapidly expand. Suddenly, massively top heavy, Putin keels over, hitting his head off the negotiating table, and killing himself. Putin's successor, realising the futility of nuclear weapons, in the face of such power, negotiates. I'm sure Polanski only looks and sounds like he's brain dead. All a cunning ruse.
  4. One of the stupidest goals, you'll see conceded. As @ChristopheVAFC mentioned, Niakate goes off the pitch, after a knock. The play is nearby, so the ref waits to bring him on. Niakate isn't for waiting. He runs on and makes a defensive header in the box. The ref blows the whistle, and books Niakate. After initially thinking it was to be a free kick in the box, a penalty was given, that Paris scored. Somewhere, Moulin is happy he didn't have to hit his head off the walls in despair this week. @Doctoroncall's final 5 minutes applied to the rest of the match. Paris looked as though they knew more about what they were doing, but marginally. Other than the deflected header that bobbled in for the equaliser, VA had a shot on 72. That was a 5 minute spell, where they moved up a bit, as a unit and tried a half hearted press. It didn't last. VA started with a bit of energy, but didn't know what to do with it. Their final ball/ decision was as poor as always. And, much like Southampton, they forgot to recruit for the league they play in. Easily outmuscled. VA didn't show any purpose or tempo to make this match anything other than it was. 2 clubs stuck beneath mid table in the national, cautiously looking over their shoulders.
  5. I heard they were sorting out blasphemy too.
  6. Can't wait until towards the end of March, when it's Weston's turn to respond. 🙂
  7. I had no idea that Sophie's brother was also Prince Edward's wife. Progressive.
  8. Well done Rachel! Hang on. Does that mean the finances are good, or just not as hopeless as they thought they would be with Rachel running it?
  9. Accidentally decapitated while shaving, in keeping with royal executions.
  10. "Pizza express on the way home, Sir? It's no sweat" The rodent look of someone for who being whisked away for a 12 hour birthday treat, wasn't what it used to be. Considering all the like minded monsters he's met over the years, it would be nice if this was just the start, and he starts talking.
  11. Bold new era. Bold new name.
  12. There's a logic to that. If you know it takes time to bed in a new philosophy, waiting until the close season makes sense. 🙂
  13. Is Trump a big Leganes fan, constantly worried about them releasing their forward?
  14. Can't build the best things without engineers. Well, without builders too... Anyway, welcome aboard! I expect performances to pick up, when no one tells the squad her role at the pet charity, wasn't to put those on their last legs to sleep.
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