Holmes_and_Watson

I think I read that Starmer has lost 7 ministers in a month or so. Could it be that Starmer's new broom is too good? That it just can't stop sweeping? Will a tearful Starmer appear in front of No 10 to tell us the broom is out of control, like an animated Disney broom? I know I joked that the new broom was now our only weapon in the defence review. But Starmer can't unleash an endlessly sweeping broom on the world. It doesn't know foe from friend! Certainly not shadow minister from minister.

There's the likes of Ramsdale, Sanda, Rento and of course Downs and BBD to take into account. @Over land and sea's first post in the thread is always good. It's where I learned that Sesay had been playing at left back, possibly giving us another option there.

Labour's defence review is expected to say that all kit must be biodegradable, so that decomposes along with the bodies of our losing army.

Bloomin' Tonda. Putting pressure on Vogts like that. 🙂

Just imagine the @Matthew Le God pedantry involved in that game. His true calling as a researcher.

Alert

Having one broom to use as a weapon between all the armed forces possibly forced the Defence Secretary's hand, when he saw that as the defence plan. He clearly wasn't swayed by Starmer telling him it was, at least, a new broom.

Does that mean we have to start calling it The Great SMO?

Muddle

I look forward to Corinthian FC being crowned PL champions, following the retroactive punishments imposed across the history of football.

Consider yourself... Labelled. 🙂 And your wife.

Well, as long as he's not racist.

Law

As a vigilante who supports beheadings, I find I disagree with both of those outlooks.

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