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Mimic

Guilty of 114 charges?! What did Parsons confess to?! Oh, City...

In other news, the Super Furry Animals US Tour has been cancelled. Ed Sheeran was unwilling to provide an opinion on this latest controversy.

Naked

I'm sure it would've been bigger once you'd inflated it. 🙂

Cup

JR Ewing?

To think that they weren't going to punish him, until Parsons spoke up. Hard to argue against capital punishment after that happens.

Spins round looking for camera....oh wait, mine is a Nick Holmes poster...whew! 🙂

Sure, it's a niche slogan to have on a placard in a Free Palestine march. But is it any less important? 🙂

Arrest

This is actually true. It turns out that migration policies only work if you turn them into billionaires, when they strop off back abroad, blaming the high taxation Labour party. Just Google "Ratcliffe Policy" for more info.

I feel sorry for Man City, being regularly linked with a crime as heinous as ours.

I hope they don't call him while he's hanging a picture or drawing next season's Boro kit with quarters. That could get messy.

12 months?! And that's straight from the Horse's mouth?! Blimey!