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I took it for granted that the survivors would be embraced into our society regardless of extremist views, criminal convictions and whether or not they had read a pamphlet gently pointing out that rape is bad. That they've hands on experience of sea crossings, and their age, fast tracks them into our navy for a start. They can go out, flip over the boats all the pensioners have fallen off, and return them. Either for more pensioners, or as naval vessels to send to war against Argentina. Much has been made of these men invading our town centres. Excellent. Because they are just the people to eliminate our feckless, balaclava wearing youth. Obviously, for cultural reasons, all immigrants can wear balaclavas. But are free to fight and expose intimidating thuggery blighting our nation. This experience also fast tracks them into the police; an organisation that also never bothered with pamphlet reading. In just a couple of posts, we've eliminated poor pensioners; solved armed forces recruitment; increased our defence capability; given rape crisis centres plenty of work; removed urban crime and boosted our law enforcement. 🙂

1 more point than Villa, and on the same as Big 6 Spurs in the PL. I'm sure they will turn it around. No self respecting SR club would be caught languishing in a lower divi...oh.

Thread Crossover! Presumably, not everyone crossing the channel we leave to drown, will actually drown. Some will make it, giving us quite a lot of dinghies...lots of apparently stealing, surplus to requirements old people, and a large body of water to push them all out into. Just booking a seat for those that want impoverished old people, because one day it may be them. 🙂

Apart from something about a jeans commercial, I only know about Sweeney because I sat through the film Anyone But You. Partner: Anyone but you - said with a serious look, and a slight narrowing of the eyes. Me: Surely not. There are men in prison who have done horrendous things. Partner: Pauses...how horrendous? How was the film? No idea. My inner self spent 90 minutes screaming, if that's any indication.

The "Where should a broom go on holiday?" thread. 🙂 Lots of threads have peaks and troughs. This will be one of those. Which one, depends on what you find entertaining.

No point, since they can't eat through the balaclavas.

Too busy matching balaclavas with duffel coats, having thought the place was Paddington.

In the telegraph today... Labour to learn from fiction. Education secretary, Bridget Phillipson, will sit down with Badger, from Wind in the Willows, later today. "The first step in aspiration, is imagination," said a Labour spokesperson. "And what has more imagination, than fiction? We will listen to, and learn from, other educational approaches, including secluded river bank educations. Particularly those threatened by reform supporting toads, who will lose their mansions as soon as we pass some retrospective legislation."

If we see a Larin windmill celebration, we'll know it happened. That would be great to see. 🙂

That's a coincidence! Neither do I. 🙂

But clearly innocent as pardoned by the great orange god of justice, Donald Trump. 🙂

I said that. Yet, I look through my magically adapting glasses at a room both cleaned through a vacuum device that would rival a singularity and is cooled within 5 seconds, yet with no frostbite. And it turns out the cloth that removes imperfections on cars works indoors too! Thank you you tube!

Inserting those small packages can be awkward. Hang in there. 🙂