From the people who mass marketed Dreamcatchers, try new Bateman's Dream-mangler.
Just place anywhere in the home, and will emit an air of time worn oppression, sure to add the weight of years to your shoulders.
"I now realise the futility of ogling athletes, who wouldn't give me the time of day," said one user.
"I had no idea further generations had happened, until my first restraining order," said another.
That's the power of the Bateman Dream-mangler. Bringing existential terror and cold reality to a forum near you!