Holmes_and_Watson

It's not the same as when it was the Barclays Premier League. 🙂

"Y'know guys. If we were to actually cause the disasters, then rescue everyone, we'd be heroes. That would be f.a.b. Yeah, if it's not broken, break it."

Mindfulness

Welfare

Vice Squad arrest F.A.B. in election misunderstanding!

The F.A.B. discuss Noodles's fate...

Disappointed. There are plenty of teams jostling for a play off spot. That was an opportunity, at home, to keep our momentum going. We had lots of efforts. But it took a really good Start header to even get us a lead. Oh, Manning did come close first half to be fair. A defender got dragged out of position to allow their equalising shot. Peretz had to be prepared for the shot going the other way. Got his hand to it. But it always makes me hope for a save round the post. We put pressure on them. But nothing very clinical. Edozie looked lively again. Good to see him getting a run. But need someone to take the game by the scruff, and we lacked that. Matsuki came very close. Good position, but will kick (and miss) himself for the finish.

I hope none of them acted after you fabricated racially motivated damage to a car, and then blamed your wife for it.

Life

Topic

Global tariffs are his attempt to punish the world, like a senile, old super villain. Thankfully, he and Musk fell out before they could work on their orbital space laser.

Some of these managers are so lucky. This guy's nearly as flukey as Clement at Norwich. Turning up just as the players start to win. 🙂

Polanki would mesmerise the Russia leader's moobs to rapidly expand. Suddenly, massively top heavy, Putin keels over, hitting his head off the negotiating table, and killing himself. Putin's successor, realising the futility of nuclear weapons, in the face of such power, negotiates. I'm sure Polanski only looks and sounds like he's brain dead. All a cunning ruse.

One of the stupidest goals, you'll see conceded. As @ChristopheVAFC mentioned, Niakate goes off the pitch, after a knock. The play is nearby, so the ref waits to bring him on. Niakate isn't for waiting. He runs on and makes a defensive header in the box. The ref blows the whistle, and books Niakate. After initially thinking it was to be a free kick in the box, a penalty was given, that Paris scored. Somewhere, Moulin is happy he didn't have to hit his head off the walls in despair this week. @Doctoroncall's final 5 minutes applied to the rest of the match. Paris looked as though they knew more about what they were doing, but marginally. Other than the deflected header that bobbled in for the equaliser, VA had a shot on 72. That was a 5 minute spell, where they moved up a bit, as a unit and tried a half hearted press. It didn't last. VA started with a bit of energy, but didn't know what to do with it. Their final ball/ decision was as poor as always. And, much like Southampton, they forgot to recruit for the league they play in. Easily outmuscled. VA didn't show any purpose or tempo to make this match anything other than it was. 2 clubs stuck beneath mid table in the national, cautiously looking over their shoulders.

I heard they were sorting out blasphemy too.