Holmes_and_Watson

Attitude

I believe him not being in the team was at the request of the defence. 🙂

Getting your nails done. "They are often called elegant or tasteful, and these are often usually euphemisms that perpetuate white supremacist standards of beauty." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpd7zw43wexo

Mimic

Guilty of 114 charges?! What did Parsons confess to?! Oh, City...

In other news, the Super Furry Animals US Tour has been cancelled. Ed Sheeran was unwilling to provide an opinion on this latest controversy.

Naked

I'm sure it would've been bigger once you'd inflated it. 🙂

Cup

JR Ewing?

To think that they weren't going to punish him, until Parsons spoke up. Hard to argue against capital punishment after that happens.

Spins round looking for camera....oh wait, mine is a Nick Holmes poster...whew! 🙂

Sure, it's a niche slogan to have on a placard in a Free Palestine march. But is it any less important? 🙂

Arrest

This is actually true. It turns out that migration policies only work if you turn them into billionaires, when they strop off back abroad, blaming the high taxation Labour party. Just Google "Ratcliffe Policy" for more info.