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Yeah. The OP didn't make it clear it was specifically referring to Spygate, rather just your normal status. 🙂

Really sorry to hear that Willo.

If you look closely, there Will Salt behind one of the trees.

I'll be disappointed if this isn't one of the stories of resiliance and perseverance that the club put on the website to help get past this. 🙂

As famously uttered by an exiled Tonda (played by Marlon Brando), trying to put together a scratch Cambodian team, in Apocalypse Now.

The less exciting Madonna single... 'Cause we are living in a legal world And I am a legal girl You know that we are living in a legal world And I am a legal girl

He tried, but couldn't get through the bushes in the garden. Now has to stew about the steak.

We read that as only sticking our heads in the oven for a short time, or until we lose consciousness and have to be dragged out.

We have to give the police negotiators time to get him into a stable enough place to release a statement.

Good optics...

It's a bit personal. But let's just say the hormone treatments are coming along nicely.

Thank [insert deity of your choice, or none which is fine too]! I'm a little worried about the use of fans killing the planet and the cost in an energy crisis. But happy to show my insurers the "windows open" guidance when we get robbed. Also, how much water? Am I limited to apples and bananas? What's in that approved sandwich with the weird lumps coming out of it?

Remember @sadoldgit told us of the dangers of a Parisian heatwave, when he had to walk between the fallen on the streets. I'm delighted they didn't have to face that kind of terror last week, and can only hope it continues for them.

"They may take our play off place, but they'll never take our light shows!" 2026/27 SR battlecry

Take That Southampton fans. Quite appropriate.