Ummm...
Legionnaires: Why did you have to join the Legion?
H&W: I await the end of a terrible persecution! I await The Fall Of Trousers!
Legionnaires: You'll be wanting the Follow That Camel set. This is Beau Geste.
H&W: Beau Jest?
Legionnaires: Just 10 minutes over there...
When I posted about Epstein hiding evidence in Iran, I was kidding. Who knew I had my finger on the pulse of the conspirasphere?
I do think my tin foil hat is cool though.
Tomorrow's headline will inform you how Donald won the Vietnam war.
He didn't dodge the draft. He just couldn't be in the same theatre of conflict as his future self because of the physics of his new time travel tech.
I sadly did this last week. It wasn't busy, but I just didn't see him. He seemed very hurt by it. I was mortified.
I join the foreign legion next week.