SotonianWill

He always scores against them

Excellent goalkeeper for us in my opinion, I won’t take any Forster criticism.

Kompany seems to have been coaching him well, some of the shots and runs Tella now takes on you’d never expect for saints. I’d have him back for sure, but mean to snatch almost a guarantee of promotion/ champions.

Was gutted when he left, through he is 33 and only managed 20 games last season in the prem. Who’s like him that is realistic to us? someone like Oliver Skipp played well for Norwich, and from what I understand is fairly similar. Loan with option from spurs same as KWP as he only has 6 appearances this season.

couldn’t even stop our own goalkeeper scoring from a corner, can’t imagine they’d stop mitrovic.

same guy who got huddersfield play offs last year I believe? We may as well call him Natán Jones

As he’s been sold to chelsea, keep up

“We are going to set forth a policy of signing young hungry players and develop them, as we really care about young players” … ”And saving as much money as possible, we could sign anyone to play for us, as long as they are under 20 and we say they are highly rated by man city these dinlos who support us will still come, especially the nerds who think gav bazunu will be the best itw because he’s great on Football Manager” “Thank fuck Southampton are known for some young players, it makes this cheap arse strategy seem like a master plan” “Then when we’re bottom of the league and one of them actually turns out quite good, the former club can activate the buy back clause, making us a bunch of profit. Mind you might get relegated but we’re rich so who cares?” - The saints boardroom, probably.

Most wins when we weren’t even there

i’m thinking of not renewing my ST next year, I normally even found a lot of the terrible home games to still be quite fun …up until this season

Once again that 11/ formation gets run over in midfield, the two partnership of JWP with say a diallo/AMN had been the root cause of most attacks we face.

It’s actually incredible that he cost 15 million pounds. it’s almost questionable for money laundering for man city.

can’t say it’s not deserved. we must have lost the most out of any team last few years. losing 9-0 should be automatic relegation in itself. Delusion kept Ralph in when he clearly was no good and sacked him too late to appoint someone like Frank when we could have in the summer? Now we have to put up with a returning Bednarek and us begging to sign a striker like Chris Wood, who even then is unrealistic for us. ffs 🤣🤣

i’ll take my chances

perfect idea, no doubt this will get us the three points needed

We need a midfield two of Lyanco and Stephens to once for all decide if they’d ever be good as defensive midfielders.

it’s weird. some players are good one week them mediocre the next. the chuckle brothers of Bednarek and Stephens were part of some good defensive displays for us but my god were their ‘mediocre’ weeks dreadful. Still probably take someone leading like stephens over lyanco in defence (just about)

thinking about it redmond would get in a nathan jones team

Corrie could use this storyline

still don’t know whether he can score against a premier league defence

id be interested to see what people who stopped drinking from an early age experience/stats are like in later life when compared to mild or big drinkers

Habituality is the killer problem in drinking culture. Even if you aren’t an addict in any sense or don’t like to drink, it’s in day to day life so much its hard to avoid. Go to the pub because your mates are all there, and everyone around you is drinking, it may be your turn to get the round in so might as well have a drink. Go to the football and it’s an instinct to get the beers in from people you go with.

saints gave up closing them down after a while, then you could see Brighton late on cheering as they close down our defender for a throw in. simple margins that are down to effort by players.

Find a goalkeeper. Sign a striker taller than 6ft. Bring back Tella to show AMN how to smile and increase team morale. Get a midfielder who actually puts in a shift and gives someone a good kicking. Introduce Lyanco to meditation so he can calm down. Someone tell Jones if he wants a back 5 stop picking the shitters. Spend big in January and start signing players right now like other clubs. Put more players in midfield as we get overrun every game and yet no f*cker ever changes it. Force Che Adams to watch videos of Danny Ings and maybe some Messi clips. Get Djenepo to play chess so he knows there is strategy involved in life/ getting past a player, you don’t just run straight into them. Buy Bazunu a new pair of gloves. Introduce Elyonoussi to painting so he become more creative. Give laxatives to Aribo and put the toilet on the other side of the training ground to make him put a shift in…