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The irony of this, as in every picture I've seen of SaintRob he's wearing some old charity shop Saints shirt he's picked up.

Rob now calling out Fabrizio Romano. Fabrizio needs to realise that all saints fans know that SaintRob is the go to place for all the latest and breaking news regarding Southampton.

All the father's out there will be hoping to unwrap this tomorrow

To quote @Turkish some of the complete whoppers who are our fans on Twitter

We've got a new contender to compete with Rob. This guy hounding Jose Fonte on social media.

They all look like they have lovely personalities which is what us middled aged men look for in women

Who remembers when some Southampton fans were desperate to get a fan on the board? I recall this all came about around the mid 2000s as Charlton Athletic had a fan on the board and had just finished in the top 10 of the Premier League, so some of our fans were desperate for our club to follow in their trailblazing ways. Needless to say by 2007 Charlton were relegated, have never seen the Premier League again and are now languishing in League 1. So my questions to you are; Who were the favourites to be the Southampton fan on the board back in 2005-2009? What was the agenda of the fan on the board? What did they hope to achieve? Would a fan on the board work in 2023?

Wonder how long it took him to come up with that? I actually feel sorry for Robs girlfriend who he's currently on Holiday with in Turkey as instead of spoiling her he's more concerned about making sure he's there with the latest Saints news and puns. What happened to going on holiday, putting your phone down, forgetting about what's going on at home and enjoying the beer and sun?

It's also people on twitter using terms such as "My gaffer" or "My Manager" In relation to Martin. Our fans are an absolute embarrassment at times on social media. They certainly are not "my fans"

My favourite question was "Which of the words below would you associate with the club" Humble, Resilient, Brave, Discipline, Aspiration, Unity, Innovation, Agile, All-In, Respected As there was no choices for Pathetic, weak, shit, laughing-stock, dull, uninspiring I Went with the only option I could pick "None of the above"

Didn't SaintRob call out the middle aged men on this group for posting about him on a bank holiday weekend? Well is it as bad as being in Turkey with your girlfriend on holiday and tweeting about Elyounoussi leaving?

If we lose our first couple of home games I think the fans will turn. We've been served up so much shit by the last 3 managers over the last 18 months, anything other than an early win at St Mary's then the fans will become restless, especially as Martin isn't the choice the majority would have picked.

I know it's controversial but I am also team Andrew

Who will win in this heavyweight battle of the twitter titans?

What's happened? Also not heard the word Clearasil for years 😅

I give it 2 games next season when we'll be hearing "Southampton are massive every where we go"

How did we all forget about this

Enjoyed watching that and listening to what they had to say. Didn't realise Simon Jordan tried to sign Le Tissier at Palace in 2001 on the recommendation of Glenn Cockerill. If he had wanted to sign him to prop up the bar at Croydon's Jumpin Jack's then he'd have been a great signing, however playing in the championship (div 1) at that stage of his career would have been a disaster for all involved.

We used to have some great chants in the 90s at The Dell / early 2000s at St Marys "Score a goal Neil Shipperley" "Born is the King Eyal" (or something like that) "Marian Pahars, Marian woooah Marian" "Le Tiss LeTiss" "Beatts Beatts Beatts" "Super Kenny Monkou" "Chrissy Marsden Football Genius" "Our Claus in the middle of Defence" "Anders Svennson knocked out the Argies" From these in recent years we've started singing songs about players shitting on a former right back, a song that rhymes with a toddlers party song or if that doesn't work just "do do do do insert players name" and repeat or "They Farking hate Pompey insert players name"

Honourable mentions to "Bella Kotchap Baby" "Aribo bo always believe in your soul"

Since going up to the Premier League our chants seem to be getting worse every season, but which has been the worst? "He's our Cedric" "Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Davis....Steven Steven Steven...." "Ohhh Piere Hoijberg the one and only from Munich... And now he Farking hates Pompey" "Do do do do Graziano" "Do do do do Sadio Mane" " Do do do do Adam Armstrong" "He's our Kenyan the Mighty Kenyan the Victor Wanyama" "Angus Gunn" to the baby shark theme with hand movements "Pompey get battered 4-0 at home repeat x 100 every game Any others I've forgotten, or are there any worse ones than this? Seems a very very long time ago when we had the Rickie Lambert song.

Andrew with the real reason why Russell Martin hasn't been appointed yet, his sons sitting the Welsh version of sats.

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Super Spanish Saints fan Javi and if he ever settled down in Chile?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65710078 Anyone know Harry Tizzard from The Saints Score? He's rated our season as a 2/10, I'm wondering why he's given it such a high score, especially when the Leicester fan gave their season 0/10 and Leeds fan 1/10. Just another example of our fans seemingly happy with any rubbish served up and acting like a complete idiot in the media. Must be one of Rob and Andrew's mates