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RAMSDALE KWP ABK THB WELINGTON LES ARIBO GRONBAEK FERNANDES SULEMANA TP / ARCHER Wolves at home, Cunha out, we have to fucking get something here. Come on Saints!

Run of games for TP please!

ONUACHU FRASER LALLANA DIBLING DOWNES UGOCHUKWU TAYLOR THB BEDNAREK KWP RAMSDALE Boscombe will rue the day they met this bunch - crosses raining into the box for 90mins - Knockdown after knockdown from TP - Dibbers & the Wee Man having a field day on the wings, 1 - 3 Saints COYR!!!!!!!!

ONUACHU CORNET LALLANA DIBLING UGOCHUKWU DOWNES KWP BEDNAREK THB SUGAWARA RAMSDALE Adam pulling the strings, Max & Dibbers running at pace, TP banging them in - let's smash the Ed Sheeran-loving tractor-riding Anglian cunts! COYR!

Do we have any shorter forwards we can sub on?

Can’t wait for the second half, this is shaping up to be a cracker

Say what you like about Everton but that’s one hell of an atmosphere in Goodison Park tonight.

ONUACHU FRASER DIBLING CORNET UGOCHUKWU DOWNES TAYLOR ABK THB BREE RAMSDALE Onuachu brace, cruising at 60mins, sub off Downes & Dibbers, Big Les injured, ABK red card, lose 3 -2

ONUACHU CORNET FERNANDES DIBLING UGOCHUKWU DOWNES KWP BEDNAREK ABK SUGAWARA RAMSDALE Time to unleash the big man! They won't know what's hit them....

I sometimes wonder how much of their content is written by AI…

Their player Uche looks handy….do think we’re missing a proper unit in midfield

Seconded for @Wade Garrett’s superb pre-match synopses! Cheers for the laughs.

Ha ha! Exactly that!

Anyone know a flare vendor?! Can’t see any on eBay, unless I’m just being dim!

I would fucking love it if it went! Shame on any clubs who vote to keep this abysmal nonsense.